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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to
meet the Chief. The Chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we
sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of
third day, you die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his
horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then
slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She
jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man-can only
think of one thing."
The second day, the Chief says, "What your wish today?" The cowboy
says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
horse.
The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's
ear, then slaps it on the ass.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She
gets off and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians
shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man-going to die
tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes and the Chief says, "This your last wish, white man.
What you want?"
The cowboy say, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring
him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
"Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! POSSE!"
meet the Chief. The Chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we
sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of
third day, you die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his
horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then
slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She
jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man-can only
think of one thing."
The second day, the Chief says, "What your wish today?" The cowboy
says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
horse.
The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's
ear, then slaps it on the ass.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She
gets off and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians
shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man-going to die
tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes and the Chief says, "This your last wish, white man.
What you want?"
The cowboy say, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring
him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
"Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! POSSE!"
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