A joke that was taken too far.

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chuckywang

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I have a co-worker who is pregg0rz so anyways she comes back from lunch with subway in her hands (she was walking back to her desk) and another co-worker (male) out of nowhere looks at her and blurs out "I bet that baby taste good!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA the look on her face was priceless! She had the most jaw-dropping expression ever and I wanted to laugh but I stayed quiet and so then she finally replies with a "that wasn't funny at all and i'm going to report it"

hahahaha what a douchebag for saying such a thing even though it was a joke.

I don't know what happened next since I was leaving at that time (i work the first shift).
 
IHateMyJob2004

IHateMyJob2004

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I get it .....

Just imagine walking up to someone with food thatlooks delcious and saying "That baby must taste good." You'd probably giggle or laugh.

now say it to a pregnant woman.

In the work place, you better know that woman well if your going to use that line.
 
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KarenMarie

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Sep 20, 2003
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She is gonna report it?

I hope it is just the hormones that is making her bitchy and that she is not always like that.

 
waggy

waggy

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Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
I get it .....

Just imagine walking up to someone with food thatlooks delcious and saying "That baby must taste good." You'd probably giggle or laugh.

now say it to a pregnant woman.
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still not funnyl.

i would take it as the sandwich looks good. shrug.
 
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Excelsior

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May 30, 2002
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Just tell the dude to buy her a pint of Häagen-Dazs, as a friendly gesture. She'll forget the whole thing.
 
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bobsmith1492

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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Just tell the dude to buy her a pint of Häagen-Dazs, as a friendly gesture. She'll forget the whole thing.
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Ya, fetal alcohol syndrome all the way. :disgust:
 
waggy

waggy

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Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Just tell the dude to buy her a pint of Häagen-Dazs, as a friendly gesture. She'll forget the whole thing.
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Ya, fetal alcohol syndrome all the way. :disgust:
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whoa! they have alchohol flavored haage-dazs!? fvck yeah! hmm
 
eits

eits

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wow... what an uptight bitch... why report it? it'd be different if he said something like, "those milk jugs are filling up nicely... speaking of which, we're out of half-and-half in the break room... care to help the floor out?"
 
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compuwiz1

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Oct 9, 1999
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If he had been smart, he would have gone right back to her, and said, now that we have broken the ice, would you happen to have some Grey Poupon, to go with that baby? :D
 
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Art Vandelay

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Originally posted by: eits
wow... what an uptight bitch... why report it? it'd be different if he said something like, "those milk jugs are filling up nicely... speaking of which, we're out of half-and-half in the break room... care to help the floor out?"
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:D
 
GasX

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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clearly she is reporting him for having a retarded sense of humor.
 
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bobsmith1492

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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Just tell the dude to buy her a pint of Häagen-Dazs, as a friendly gesture. She'll forget the whole thing.
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Ya, fetal alcohol syndrome all the way. :disgust:
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lol. Read the post again....carefully.

I'll give you a hint.

http://www.haagen-dazs.com/
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:p Nevermind, that's what I get for jumping to conclusions. I knew that even. D'oh!
 
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DAGTA

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I'll trade you for yer baby!


People without a sense of humor make me sad... in my pants.
 
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