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A joke that never gets old....

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...whenever I am driving my wife's car with her in it, I turn the seat heaters on full. Obviously joke is when it is hot outside, otherwise it's a favour.

Fun for me to watch them squirm on the seat for a short while before they realize what's up.
 
This joke never gets old:

John wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find a red ring and and brown ring around his dick.

He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.

Doc: "Well John I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first"

John: "Give me the good news first doc"

Doc: "The red ring is lipstick"

John: "Thank god, but whats the bad news"

Doc: "The brown ring is Copenhagen"
 
A better joke is to put a rubber snake behind the sun visor on the passenger's side, then head towards the morning sun.

Also it's funny to put a rubber band around the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink, and make sure it points dead center.

Sara wrap on the toilet bowl (under the seat) was funny, too, but that was the last straw.
 
just read this one the other day...

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
 
I used to hit the door locks just as my ex was reaching for the handle. Then I'd unlock it for him, and then lock it again at the last second.

He didn't think it was funny, but it cracked me up. 😀
 
zanemoseley said:
This joke never gets old:

John wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find a red ring and and brown ring around his dick.

He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.

Doc: "Well John I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first"

John: "Give me the good news first doc"

Doc: "The red ring is lipstick"

John: "Thank god, but whats the bad news"

Doc: "The brown ring is Copenhagen"
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😕😕😕
 
Very childish but starting to move the car when the passenger tries to get in....then they catch up...rinse, repeat........gets me every time.
 
zanemoseley said:
Copenhagen, as in tobacco "dip". Guess you gotta be from the south.
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I am and I still didn't get the reference. Now that I do, I still don't get the joke. What is the bad news about having a ring of dip around a penis? How is it any "worse" than lipstick?
 
CZroe said:
I am and I still didn't get the reference. Now that I do, I still don't get the joke. What is the bad news about having a ring of dip around a penis? How is it any "worse" than lipstick?
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Because tobacco is totally much more disgusting than fecal material and causes cancer.
 
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