A joke that never gets old....

[DaTT]

...whenever I am driving my wife's car with her in it, I turn the seat heaters on full. Obviously joke is when it is hot outside, otherwise it's a favour.

Fun for me to watch them squirm on the seat for a short while before they realize what's up.

 

[zanemoseley]

This joke never gets old:

John wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find a red ring and and brown ring around his dick.

He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.

Doc: "Well John I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first"

John: "Give me the good news first doc"

Doc: "The red ring is lipstick"

John: "Thank god, but whats the bad news"

Doc: "The brown ring is Copenhagen"

 

[Newbian]

1% jokes are always funny.

 

[LagunaX]

Death by Unga Bunga!

 

[Puppies04]

1% jokes are always funny.

4.247% of statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[brianmanahan]

you

you are the joke

it is you

 

[GarlicBreath]

A better joke is to put a rubber snake behind the sun visor on the passenger's side, then head towards the morning sun.

Also it's funny to put a rubber band around the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink, and make sure it points dead center.

Sara wrap on the toilet bowl (under the seat) was funny, too, but that was the last straw.

 

[shortylickens]

Horse head in between the sheets is hilarious.

 

[overst33r]

just read this one the other day...

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.

 

[alkemyst]

Look at OP, yep...that joke never gets old.

 

[jagec]

So, there's a man crawling through the desert...


...BRB, bumping the thread.

 

[sixone]

I used to hit the door locks just as my ex was reaching for the handle. Then I'd unlock it for him, and then lock it again at the last second.

He didn't think it was funny, but it cracked me up.

 

[SSSnail]

Oh my, look at the time..

 

[DaTT]

So, there's a man crawling through the desert...


...BRB, bumping the thread.

lol.

 

[Fenixgoon]

This joke never gets old:

John wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find a red ring and and brown ring around his dick.

He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.

Doc: "Well John I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first"

John: "Give me the good news first doc"

Doc: "The red ring is lipstick"

John: "Thank god, but whats the bad news"

Doc: "The brown ring is Copenhagen"

 

[Rhezuss]

1% jokes are always funny.

Damn you're an optimistssstststtsstsst

 

[zanemoseley]

Copenhagen, as in tobacco "dip". Guess you gotta be from the south.

 

[OCGuy]

Very childish but starting to move the car when the passenger tries to get in....then they catch up...rinse, repeat........gets me every time.

 

[CZroe]

Copenhagen, as in tobacco "dip". Guess you gotta be from the south.

I am and I still didn't get the reference. Now that I do, I still don't get the joke. What is the bad news about having a ring of dip around a penis? How is it any "worse" than lipstick?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I am and I still didn't get the reference. Now that I do, I still don't get the joke. What is the bad news about having a ring of dip around a penis? How is it any "worse" than lipstick?

Because tobacco is totally much more disgusting than fecal material and causes cancer.

 

[Joseph F]

Because tobacco is totally much more disgusting than fecal material and causes cancer.

Spoken like someone who has never dipped.

 

[OCGuy]

Spoken like someone who has never dipped.

Into a butt or a tin?

 

[Joseph F]

Into a butt or a tin?

A tin, of course!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Spoken like someone who has never dipped.

As a devout follower of MADDIPPER, you can shut your blasphemous mint-skoal lined mouth you harlot.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

Better nate than lever...