A joke for WW

[oldandquitemad]

I know you're in there, listening in the control room.......



A blind man and his guide dog enter
a Bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there
for a while, the blind guy yells to the
bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke ?" The bar immediately becomes
absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer
is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.
blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next
to me is blonde and she's a weight
lifter? The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister.
"You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Now before that tribe that is blond gets "huffy"...
I AM one of you.

 

[Regine]

LOL
I'm blond, but I can still appreciate a good joke 😉

 

[toph99]

lol 🙂

 

[Adul]

LOL

 

[yakko]

hehe

 

[Russ]

Not bad! Besides, all we have left are blondes and Lawyers, and I think the Lawyers formed a PAC to lobby Congress to outlaw jokes about their profession.

Russ, NCNE

 

[shiner]

<< I'm blond, but I can still appreciate a good joke >>



Wait until it sinks in and she realizes the joke was NEGATIVE towards blondes. 😛

 

[Entity]

Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste sites?
























New Jersey got first pick.

 

[shiznut123]

i dont get it.
someone explain please

 

[shiner]

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a lawyer?





















Nothing....there are some things even a blonde won't do.

 

[MajesticMoose]

On the New Jersey note:

Why are New Yorkers always so pesimistic?






















Because New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel!!
And because they got beat by the Ravens


Moose