- Jun 12, 2001
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses." replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus".
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses." replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus".
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