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A joke for people from the deep south.

Originally posted by: DP
always take two baptists fishing with you because they won't drink in front of each other.
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true.I dont know why this is a good thing.But its true.
 
What's the difference between Baptists and Presbyterians?

Presbyterians will say hello when they run into each other at the liquor store.
 
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the "messiah"
Episcopalians don't recognize the Pope as a spiritual leader
and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Friday nights.

Or something like that.
 
For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.
 
Originally posted by: eigen
For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.
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ok, i getit now,

3/120
 
Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
Originally posted by: eigen
For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.
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ok, i getit now,

3/120
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Its funnier if you are from here.I am sure there are jokes a NewYorker could tell that would be damn funny to a native..but that for a non-local would just be confusing.
 
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