A joke for people from the deep south.

[eigen]

Why do you pour whiskey on the kudzu?
















So the baptists will eat it at night.

 

[T3C]

hmm

 

[mordantmonkey]

meh, not bad.

 

[slightlyhuman]

always take two baptists fishing with you because they won't drink in front of each other.

 

[Saint Nick]

what

 

[SVT Cobra]

confused/

*from NJ and CA*

 

[Otaking]

How deep south is this? I'm in Texas.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: DP
always take two baptists fishing with you because they won't drink in front of each other.

true.I dont know why this is a good thing.But its true.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Otaking
How deep south is this? I'm in Texas.

alabama,mississippi,maybe georgia and arkansas

 

[slightlyhuman]

i live in LA*




*lower arkansas

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: DP
i live in LA*




*lower arkansas

soybean fields.

 

[BlueWeasel]

What's the difference between Baptists and Presbyterians?

Presbyterians will say hello when they run into each other at the liquor store.

 

[BigB10293]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: Otaking
How deep south is this? I'm in Texas.

alabama,mississippi,maybe georgia and arkansas

Yeah... I'm from GA and NC. I get it, it's just not that funny.

 

[Bryophyte]

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the "messiah"
Episcopalians don't recognize the Pope as a spiritual leader
and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Friday nights.

Or something like that.

 

[Leper Messiah]

 

[NuclearNed]

I used to live in Georgia, but I still don't get it.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Yep, no kudzu here yet, but I suspect it'll be here soon.

Kudzu

 

[eigen]

For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Yep, no kudzu here yet, but I suspect it'll be here soon.

Kudzu

Here we have Himalayan blackberry instead of kudzu. It's a LITTLE less destructive, but still a pain in the butt.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Originally posted by: eigen
For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.

ok, i getit now,

3/120

 

[andy9o]

harhar

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut

Originally posted by: eigen
For all yanks and westcoaster and such I will explain.

Kudzu is a alien weed/vine that was introduced to the south in the 40's.It is quite invasive and would have no problem eating your house.
The funny comes from the fact that baptist are self-righteous alot of times, but at night they will pound some whiskey.

ok, i getit now,

3/120

Its funnier if you are from here.I am sure there are jokes a NewYorker could tell that would be damn funny to a native..but that for a non-local would just be confusing.

 

[NuclearNed]

this joke is borked

 

[Ryan]

har har

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: DP
i live in LA*




*lower arkansas

LA is "lower Alabama".