A high fiber diet... It's gonna get weird

[Ichinisan]

http://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/KelloggrsquosFrootLoops.html

"Made with whole grains and lightly sweetened, Froot Loops is a fun part of a complete breakfast, and is a good source of fiber."​

:thumbsup:

I ate the fiber one bars... and my ass turned into a trumpet, it was nuts. I could have farted the Star Spangled Banner for the Super Bowl.

Still a better lover story than twilight.

 

[kage69]

Some people lack posting inhibitions. Point proven.

Yup. Just be glad this particular thread doesn't involve the rupturing of a cyst in someone's ass crack (remember that horrific thread?)



Do they sell chicory root extract by itself? It clearly has the potential to rival Dave's Insanity hot sauce or Ex-Lax brownies for *ahem* payback issues.

 

[Ichinisan]

Yup. Just be glad this particular thread doesn't involve the rupturing of a cyst in someone's ass crack (remember that horrific thread?)

Link?

 

[Born2bwire]

Yup. Just be glad this particular thread doesn't involve the rupturing of a cyst in someone's ass crack (remember that horrific thread?)



Do they sell chicory root extract by itself? It clearly has the potential to rival Dave's Insanity hot sauce or Ex-Lax brownies for *ahem* payback issues.

It's a common ingredient in coffee so I wouldn't think it too unheard of.

 

[kage69]

Link?

lol, no way ichi, you want to gaze upon that thread of awfulness you have to find it yourself! I'm still recovering from some of the descriptions contained therein...

 

[lxskllr]

It's a common ingredient in coffee so I wouldn't think it too unheard of.

I don't know about common. Luzianne is the only brand I remember seeing with it. Back in the day it was used as a cheap extender, and is said to remove bitterness, but I never found my pure coffee bitter.

 

[thegimp03]

I ate the fiber one bars... and my ass turned into a trumpet, it was nuts. I could have farted the Star Spangled Banner for the Super Bowl.

LOL! This is sig-worthy.

 

[Fayd]

Alright, if I eat stuff with 'high fiber' I'm usually farting all fucking day. Maybe shitting too. They're not very productive shits. I feel like a fucking sheep. But who knows.

Does that ever fucking end or if you just eat a lot of fiber you're basically shittin' and fartin' all day everyday for the rest of your life? Maybe I'm doing confirmation bias on the shitting part, but I definitely increase my fart outtake!

instead of eating fiber-one bars, move to unprocessed fiber direct from meal choices. dark bread, oatmeal, bean sources, vegetables, etc.

 

[kage69]

It's a common ingredient in coffee so I wouldn't think it too unheard of.

I've heard that chicory was/is used to "mellow" the flavor of some roast coffees, but others that I know who are coffee freaks tell me that it originally was used as a simple filler, the gourmet angle being used later as it allowed companies to do more with less.

I don't know, I don't drink coffee at all and know that taste is highly subjective.

An "extract" is usually a stronger, more chemically dense version of non-extract mediums though, right? To put it another way, I've yet to hear about this chicory produced gastrointestinal fallout from someone who drank a cup of Cafe du Monde.