A great moment at work today

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

Might smell worse, but it does not look worse.....

i'll agree with you there. we have to use a lot more TP and we have red week to deal with.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she must've realized her mistake quickly when she encountered the smell 😛

pffff....I've cleaned women's bathrroms at my old job. Face it, you women are a nasty mess😉

All those studies on germs have shown that women's bathrooms are far worse then mens.

got any links to back up all those studies?

and at least we don't wizz all over the floor.

Here's a couple.

CNN study

Another

 

[GasX]

Women have disgusting bathroom habits. I never understood it. They can be obsessive about cleaning, can spend hours organizing a closet, but for some reason they just seem to smear hair, make up and toothpaste on and around the sink like it was a 3rd grade art project...

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

where was this bathroom that you cleaned? i have never seen sh*t on any women's bathroom walls that i have been in.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she must've realized her mistake quickly when she encountered the smell 😛

pffff....I've cleaned women's bathrroms at my old job. Face it, you women are a nasty mess😉

All those studies on germs have shown that women's bathrooms are far worse then mens.

got any links to back up all those studies?

and at least we don't wizz all over the floor.

Here's a couple.

CNN study

Another

i quoted the article in your second link:

The reason? "Women spend twice as long as men in the restrooms, and they're more likely to bring kids in with them," he said.

that is totally logical and clearly explains it.

 

[moshquerade]

dbl post

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

where was this bathroom that you cleaned? i have never seen sh*t on any women's bathroom walls that i have been in.

It was at relatively high traffic public business.

Part of my job sometimes included checking bathrooms after we closed. On average, the women's room was far dirtier than the men's.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

I know, one time, and I am not lying, i actually had to clean sh!t from off the ceiling in the women's room!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

where was this bathroom that you cleaned? i have never seen sh*t on any women's bathroom walls that i have been in.

It was at relatively high traffic public business.

Part of my job sometimes included checking bathrooms after we closed. On average, the women's room was far dirtier than the men's.

somebody has a skat fetish

 

[PingSpike]

Ok...this is gross but related to current topic at hand. At my work there's a mens room and a womens room, they're identical single person bathrooms right next to eachother. If I come out and find the men's room occupied, I just go in the women's room and use that.

The women's room has an air freshener so it doesn't smell like poop as often....however, there is often period blood on the seat. Yes, fvcking blood.



I don't know about you...but I'd rather smell a rancid turd then get some one else's blood on me. Say what you will about our stinky turds and sloppy peeing...but we don't usually get blood on the toliet unless it was a particularly difficult bowel movement.

And for the record, I share the one bathroom on this floor with both genders, I'm the only man and that toliet stinks like crap big time a lot...its not always my fault ladies!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Ok...this is gross but related to current topic at hand. At my work there's a mens room and a womens room, they're identical single person bathrooms right next to eachother. If I come out and find the men's room occupied, I just go in the women's room and use that.

The women's room has an air freshener so it doesn't smell like poop as often....however, there is often period blood on the seat. Yes, fvcking blood.



I don't know about you...but I'd rather smell a rancid turd then get some one else's blood on me. Say what you will about our stinky turds and sloppy peeing...but we don't usually get blood on the toliet unless it was a particularly difficult bowel movement.

And for the record, I share the one bathroom on this floor with both genders, I'm the only man and that toliet stinks like crap big time a lot...its not always my fault ladies!

disgusting.
i don't sit on public toliet seats - no way.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

I have first hand experience to the contrary.

I can tell you that I never had to clean sh!t off the walls of a stall in the men's room.

where was this bathroom that you cleaned? i have never seen sh*t on any women's bathroom walls that i have been in.

It was at relatively high traffic public business.

Part of my job sometimes included checking bathrooms after we closed. On average, the women's room was far dirtier than the men's.

somebody has a skat fetish

It is just an observation.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

The reason? "Women spend twice as long as men in the restrooms, and they're more likely to bring kids in with them," he said.

that is totally logical and clearly explains it.

See, we're doing the smart think by pissing and running!

And for the record, most doorknobs have more germs than a public toliet seat. 😛

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: moshquerade

The reason? "Women spend twice as long as men in the restrooms, and they're more likely to bring kids in with them," he said.

that is totally logical and clearly explains it.

See, we're doing the smart think by pissing and running!

And for the record, most doorknobs have more germs than a public toliet seat. 😛

maybe you should polish your doorknob more often then 😉

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: moshquerade

The reason? "Women spend twice as long as men in the restrooms, and they're more likely to bring kids in with them," he said.

that is totally logical and clearly explains it.

See, we're doing the smart think by pissing and running!

And for the record, most doorknobs have more germs than a public toliet seat. 😛

maybe you should polish your doorknob more often then 😉

Well I don't want to wear it out.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: moshquerade

The reason? "Women spend twice as long as men in the restrooms, and they're more likely to bring kids in with them," he said.

that is totally logical and clearly explains it.

See, we're doing the smart think by pissing and running!

And for the record, most doorknobs have more germs than a public toliet seat. 😛

maybe you should polish your doorknob more often then 😉

[clinton_voice]maybe you should polish our door knobs for us😉[/clinton_voice]

 

[Mucho]

It never fail to amaze me what little minds think is a: "great moment."

 

[nakedfrog]

The most foul, vile smell I have ever had the displeasure to have invade my nasal system was when I was cleaning the women's restroom at a department store. It almost gave me nightmares.

 

[piasabird]

I was a janitor in a factory and had to constantly fill the Cotex Dispenser and then get rid of the used ones. Yuck!!!

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
The most foul, vile smell I have ever had the displeasure to have invade my nasal system was when I was cleaning the women's restroom at a department store. It almost gave me nightmares.

Perhaps the reason women smell so good all the time is that they suck all of their natural foul odors inside themselves and then crap them out.

Men just keep on stinking.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't doubt there is a lot of sh*t to clean up in any bathroom but c'mon guys, on the average ours smells better than yours.

Smell better but definitely not cleaner. I had to clean bathrooms as part of community service and discovered that some women are just plain nasty...

 

[Asharus]

Originally posted by: Rustynuts
You should have pushed her back in, bent her over the bowl, and proceed to doggy style while giving her a swirly!

Just like the movie I was wathing last night...

 

[tfinch2]

I walked into a women's restroom on accident on my first date in high school. I guess it was because I was so nervous I couldn't even think. I laugh my head off when I think about it now...