A Grasshopper Joke

Grasshopper27

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
 

MichaelD

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Welll.......*shakes head back and forth* Weeeeeeellll, it was OK....just OK. Not LOL-ok, but just OK. Dont' quit your day job. ;)
 

SaltBoy

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No, THIS is a grasshopper joke:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartenders looks at him and exclaims, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper becomes confused and asks, "You have a drink named Harvey?"