- Aug 15, 2000
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I found this in one of my old journals that I still have from jr high. I must have heard this and wrote it down cuz I sure as hell didn't think it up. it's funny tho!
starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I am not under what they call
the alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martooni's make a guy
fool so feelish, don't know why.
Raly don't nkow who's me yet,
the drunker I stay, the longer I get.
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to sunday up.
starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I am not under what they call
the alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martooni's make a guy
fool so feelish, don't know why.
Raly don't nkow who's me yet,
the drunker I stay, the longer I get.
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to sunday up.