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A good joke for all you hunters out there.

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Ausm

Lifer
A father and son went hunting together for the first
time. The father said:
"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling
scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I
told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
..............Well, I guess I just panicked.


Ausm
 
That was the stupidest joke ever. WTF do a bear, a snunk, a snake, etc have to do with it? What does hunting have to do with it? What does the kids father have to do with it?

The joke could have been "OMG< Squirrels tried to eat my balls!" and it would have been jsut as funny.

And if he's a hunter, why didn't he jsut sheet the damn things?
 
Two sausages in a frying pan, one says "man it's hot in here" the other says "fvck me, a talking sausage!"



I'll get my coat....
 
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