A geek joke: Why are neutron stars perverts?

HN

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to dis a brie?
 

OCGuy

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Quote from Sheldon Cooper?

I may have missed it, have you provided the :camera; as required by OT regulations?

Also, I probably don't need to even say this, because you have already figured it out....but I am kind of a big deal around here.
 
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LagunaX

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So the same neutron star walks into a bar and orders a drink.
As the drink arrives, the neutron star asks, "how much?"

The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."
 

zinfamous

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That is what I thought at first, so I looked up and was correct.

A degenerate is someone lacking in morals, not someone perverted.

basically, all perverts can be considered a degenerate, not all degenerates are perverts.

It would be more accurate to use hoodlum, or thug, or even criminal, I think.
 

Paratus

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Anyone know any mole jokes? If so, call 602-1023.

Anyone know any sodium jokes?.....
 

Cappuccino

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I may have missed it, have you provided the :camera; as required by OT regulations?

Also, I probably don't need to even say this, because you have already figured it out....but I am kind of a big deal around here.


wut :confused:
 

Ruptga

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It's ok OCGuy, it happens. Maybe you've been under a lot of stress lately, maybe you're bored and tired of your life; there are a lot of things that can turn a man to excessive trolling, but we're here for you.

Hey guys, how do you tell a male chromosome from a female one?
 
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OCGuy

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It's ok OCGuy, it happens. Maybe you've been under a lot of stress lately, maybe you're bored and tired of your life; there are a lot of things that can turn a man to excessive trolling, but we're here for you.

I know I promised I wouldn't show anyone those pics, but if you keep this up I will have no choice.

On a different note, learn what "trolling" means.
 

HOSED

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What is John McCain's stance on Turkey? ---
he has made it clear he is a right wing man
 

Ken g6

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I thought it was because they're flashers.

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