Originally posted by: FreshPrince
IT is the only department in companies that gets used and abused...
it's just a job, like anyone else have a job. although, we often do about 10 people's jobs, while others only do 1 job...
how often do you see IT openly criticize marketing for designing that stupid looking billboard? or engineering for taking their sweet ass time creating total crap that's not even marketable? we almost never do that to any department, because we're too busy helping stupid people. you take away the routers, firewalls, app servers like: email, database, file, and the phones/blackberries now what do you get? A company that can't even survive for a day. We make what you do everyday possible. Without us how will marketing keep in contact with their customers? they can't email or chat on the phone about nothing. What about engineering? what happens when we take away your computers or stop backing up your files? no firewall to protect your crappy work from being hacked or stolen? Not that anyone want to steals your crap anyways...
what about the design team? what happens when we take away your precious MACs or your $20K color printer? not that it matters because most of you are too busy downloading mp3's to your ipods and praying to the steve blowjobs shrine right? :laugh:
Accounting, what will you do without that database server? I guess you can do everything on paper like the old days...LOL. Ya, that's right, we implemented CRM and made you look obsolete
HR, what heppens when we take away the computers and stopped encrypting your files? I guess you can start storing everything on paper as well? How do you use companies like choicepoint to do background checks? without their IT folks, I guess it'll take 6 months to verify a candidate right?
executives, what do you do when we take away your emails or blackberries? you might as well kill yourself now? and no, you haven't gotten any emails in the last 2 minutes...stop freaking out about it. why do you have to keep every piece of email back to 1991? You do know that pulling up a 1GB pst over the network is going to be slow right? what happens when we take away your media center pc and your plasma screen or dish? I guess no more golf channel ...
consultants what will you do without your laptop or blackberry? I guess you can lug a large briefcase full of papers with you, and when you're done, use your client's fax machine to fax everything back to the office :roll:
on top of all the above trivial things, we have our real responsibilities to handle as well:
build more servers, workstations, firewalls
configure more laptops, blackberries, routers, switches, printers, fax machines, phones, copiers
configure more email, database, CRM
document everything for audits and make sure everything is complient with recent laws
prepare for budgets, yes that's why we can't upgrade your office from 2000 to 2003 on your whim. don't blame me if your short sighted boss didn't budget you a laptop this year...and no, the SQL server box you see on my shelf can't be used for you as well. If you want one, you're gonna have to pay for it. your ass isn't on the line when IT gets audited...
manage lazy employee
oh ya, we also backup the 800 Terabytes of your "important" data stored on the network weekly. yes, that's 800 terabytes...we all know you've duplicated your files atleast 10 times on the network...why don't we have disk quotas? because you keep lying to your boss that you need the space.
In short, IT people are over-worked, under-paid, and have to make miracles out of your shoe-string budgets.
LOL

, good post. I'm the Systems Admin for my corporation and I set the tone and work ethic for IT. The end user does not fear us and we do not treat their ignorance with contempt; even if they deserve less than a helping hand. I will however hand them their ass if they shrug their incompetence off on IT; because we do endeavor to provide all tools that are necessary to move our corporaton forward and there is no one, NO ONE who puts in more evening and weekend hours keeping the "Revenue Generators" and core systems in play.
Originally posted by: OrsorumWhich company do you work at, and how can I make sure I never work with such a pompous ass?
Most IT departments are simply not revenue generators, and garner as much attention as such. If you look at the accounting function in any company you'll likely see them treated the same way, because they're not revenue generators for the company, they're a necessity for the business to function.
I like how it's convenient to flap an argument to extremes to support a bent. Sure, it's easy to say that this or that is not a direct revenue generator. But, that's also aged thinking in today's technology steeped business world.
How do I generate revenue as an IT Manager? Hmm, you'd like remote access to download the marketing department's current powerpoint for your next high-profile meeting in the Virgin Islands? What's that, you'd like real-time 24hr wireless email, eh make that International email and voice communications and make sure we can do it with any device you want to use? Why stop there. How would you like it if we gave you real-time wireless CRM and Sale's Analysis to your PDA so you don't have to lug a laptop around and you can get your numbers on the fly. You'd like that wouldn't you, you revenue generating machine.
But that's just the "Revenue Generators". We're not digging into the ERP/MRP processes and the gads of IT equipment that serves up data for statistical analysis saving EVERY department from actually having to do everything the 'hard' way. Yeah, actually use that calculator that's sitting on your desk collecting dust.
My non-Revenue generating ass just put in copiers that scan to file and email and our new
e-documentation system proves our product historicity within seconds instead of days and it's become a critical aspect of our HIPAA, SOX, FDA, SEC compliance (yeah, that audit that used to take all of 4th quarter to validate? You can now do it in 1/4 the time). My non-Revenue generating system can serve up the data in seconds saving you from shutting down your department to do a lengthy manual audit of your extensive paperwork vault.
Sure, every department is important. But IT is still treated as the red headed step-child's second cousin's friend when it comes to anyone in corporate actually understanding the comprehensive VALUE that IT facilitates on nearly EVERY level of operation in most companies today.
The fact is, the poor judgement in thinking on the part of those who don't understand the value of IT is what fosters the frustration and ignorance in the workplace.
Everybody loves the person who cuts the checks, few if any people think about the system that's being maintained that the AP clerk uses to get payday 'done'.
For that matter, that new wireless email system that's supposed to revolutionize how our sale's reps do business.
I make business easier to get done. In fact, I make everyone's jobs easier as a result of the systems that I put into place, test, maintain and fix on call. No one puts in the hours me and my team does and NO ONE continually learns and trains as much in their job field in my company than we do.
So, how is it that we don't generate revenue? Here's a quick way to realize the value without having to mince words or draft ROI reports or have three other consultants come in and tell you the exact same thing I just told you... See that little switch there in the Server Room? yeah, lift the barrier block and throw that sucker. I'm sure someone will remember how to use a calculator and figure out how much a day of downtime costs my corporation in short order.
*Imagine how your revenue report would look if my business facilitating IT processes weren't as good as they are. We make you look good. We save the company money; which if you understand the broad concept and don't need wide sweeping gestures to get you there; means that we provide the vehicle to generate revenue.
Oh yeah, and the reason why our triple level authentication didn't prevent Joe Dirt from 'hacking' our email system and parsing trade secrets? Well, it might have had something to do with the fact that when you were late for your tee time with that prospective client you put your RSA key and Laptop w/password taped to it into the back seat of your rental car. When I submit the report, the CEO, being the nimble minded person that he is says; but that's only two levels of authentication - the RSA Key and the Laptop Login. Well, that's really all they needed being that the "Power User" had auto-entried all his passwords to every corporate resource and website he's bookmarked.
But I'M the one who gets the call at O'Dark thirty to lock down the system because someone 'hacked' our system. Rather than actually do my non-revenue generating job the next day I had to spend the day writing up an eloquent report detailing how our systems were not the cause of the compromise, how I've done everything possible to mitigate security breaches and how I'm going to prevent such issues from happening in the future; all the while being sure not to be sarcastic or roll my eyes or drop a name because *cough* you know, that's what those arrogant IT bastards do.
I love my work. We do it well. We are as invisible as we are able to be. But say that we don't generate revenue and you're only talking out of ignorance. Like I said, throw that switch on the wall over there. Let's see how fast your frustration level taps out... in real-time.
In regards to traditional accounting of costs; IT is a fixed cost; a non-revenue generator. But a company that only thinks of IT that way operates in ignorance and creates a liability in their inappropriate support or lack thereof of IT. Every department can be considered critical and indespensible. However, ONLY IT can immediately and irrepairably shut down business if it fails. Conversely, saying that failed IT systems can fail a business, that also means that IT generates revenue; albiet in a synergistic way.
Ah, almost forgot. EVERY department aside from IT has well defined roles or 'positions' that are specifically hired for. We have more overlap of job skills in IT than an 80 year old missing her dentures. Ask any one person in another department to do one of their co-workers tasks and you get looked at like you were from another planet.
Well, better stop there before the lengthy post becomes too much for you ADD Forum monkeys. too late.
**The OP was good too. There's truth to it. Just not an all encompassing truth when you roll up your sleeves and realize the value of IT.