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loic2003

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
The best IT department is the one you never notice.

in a way. One of the managers of a sister company was looking to cut down expenditures and suggested shrinking IT since the computers never go wrong anyway...
 

FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: FreshPrince
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: FreshPrince
In short, IT people are over-worked, under-paid, and have to make miracles out of your shoe-string budgets.

Which company do you work at, and how can I make sure I never work with such a pompous ass?

Most IT departments are simply not revenue generators, and garner as much attention as such. If you look at the accounting function in any company you'll likely see them treated the same way, because they're not revenue generators for the company, they're a necessity for the business to function.

yes, I understand IT, accounting, and HR are all service departments. we typically don't generate any revenue and all we know how to do is spend spend spend :roll:

1st of all, accounting does 1 job, that's accounting. we do many, like show them how to do their jobs. for example, show them how to use the CRM, or search the web for solutions on how to use that depreciation schedule they're trying to put in excel. how about the 100th time we've shown them how to print to a check printer? or how to approve expense reports via a browser? yes we have to figure out how to do their jobs and then show them. but how arrogant we are right?

as I stated in the other thread, my department actually generates more revenue than other departments because we offer network admin, and security services. not all IT departments spend money. we can carry our own weight and in many cases, carry the weight of the entire company.

I don't know which company you work for (like I stated previously), but any halfway decent accounting department should be able to do exactly what you described on their own. It's not that hard to do. If they're consulting you for help with that your company has other issues.


you must work for a perfect company where everyone knows everything and looks down on others...
 

edro

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:thumbsup:

I was in IT at this company... now I am in engineering. I have seen both sides of the fence.
 

dmw16

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IT is the only department in companies that gets used and abused...

it's just a job, like anyone else have a job. although, we often do about 10 people's jobs, while others only do 1 job...

how often do you see IT openly criticize marketing for designing that stupid looking billboard? or engineering for taking their sweet ass time creating total crap that's not even marketable? we almost never do that to any department, because we're too busy helping stupid people. you take away the routers, firewalls, app servers like: email, database, file, and the phones/blackberries now what do you get? A company that can't even survive for a day. We make what you do everyday possible. Without us how will marketing keep in contact with their customers? they can't email or chat on the phone about nothing. What about engineering? what happens when we take away your computers or stop backing up your files? no firewall to protect your crappy work from being hacked or stolen? Not that anyone want to steals your crap anyways...

what about the design team? what happens when we take away your precious MACs or your $20K color printer? not that it matters because most of you are too busy downloading mp3's to your ipods and praying to the steve blowjobs shrine right?

Accounting, what will you do without that database server? I guess you can do everything on paper like the old days...LOL. Ya, that's right, we implemented CRM and made you look obsolete

HR, what heppens when we take away the computers and stopped encrypting your files? I guess you can start storing everything on paper as well? How do you use companies like choicepoint to do background checks? without their IT folks, I guess it'll take 6 months to verify a candidate right?

executives, what do you do when we take away your emails or blackberries? you might as well kill yourself now? and no, you haven't gotten any emails in the last 2 minutes...stop freaking out about it. why do you have to keep every piece of email back to 1991? You do know that pulling up a 1GB pst over the network is going to be slow right? what happens when we take away your media center pc and your plasma screen or dish? I guess no more golf channel ...

consultants what will you do without your laptop or blackberry? I guess you can lug a large briefcase full of papers with you, and when you're done, use your client's fax machine to fax everything back to the office

on top of all the above trivial things, we have our real responsibilities to handle as well:

build more servers, workstations, firewalls
configure more laptops, blackberries, routers, switches, printers, fax machines, phones, copiers
configure more email, database, CRM
document everything for audits and make sure everything is complient with recent laws
prepare for budgets, yes that's why we can't upgrade your office from 2000 to 2003 on your whim. don't blame me if your short sighted boss didn't budget you a laptop this year...and no, the SQL server box you see on my shelf can't be used for you as well. If you want one, you're gonna have to pay for it. your ass isn't on the line when IT gets audited...
manage lazy employee

oh ya, we also backup the 800 Terabytes of your "important" data stored on the network weekly. yes, that's 800 terabytes...we all know you've duplicated your files atleast 10 times on the network...why don't we have disk quotas? because you keep lying to your boss that you need the space.

In short, IT people are over-worked, under-paid, and have to make miracles out of your shoe-string budgets.
Exactly - you support everyone else. I used to work in IT (while in college) and now I am an engineer. I would say that the IT people think they are superior, but really, they are just here as support - much like the people that clean the building I work in :D
 

vi edit

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I know the thread is *largely* in jest, but there's still a lot of arrogance on both sides.

Since when does the ability to directly generate money make a department more or less important? Or a support department less important since it doesn't generate money?

The HR department in a major company doesn't make money, but they can save a company very, very large amounts of money by protecting the company from things that would encourage lawsuits, labor fines, and by restructuring benefits to provide a savings to a company.

Same thing with IT. While we don't directly generate money in a typical business, we can dramatically reduce money spent by the company. We can provide interfaces that eliminate the need for hours upon hours of manual labor. We can provide tools that let users make better use of their time and be more productive. We can implement technologies like VOIP that can greatly reduce monthly bills.

When things ultimately do go bad, we are there to respond as fast and as reliably as possible to get the company back up and running. Every minute that a system is down or data is unavailable, the company is losing time in lost productivity. Getting people back up and running quickly is a critcal part of the job.

Support departments don't directly produce money for a company. Whether this be an in house support group maintaining a network and IT equipment, or it be a help desk that answers calls from customers. If a company doesn't have a functioning network or systems, that company can't operate.

If a company like Dell doesn't have a support desk that customers can call into, then they lose a sale to a company that does provide support.

Engineers just design a product. They don't directly generate money. Sales people are the ones actually getting it sold. But neither group actually *PRODUCES* the product, that is the manufacturing division. They don't really make money either. But you can't sell something without having it made. But the sales guys can't always sell something without a marketing group making sure that your product is known. And marketing is typically a money pit. Accountants usually don't make money for a company, but they sure know how it's being spent. How about the janitorial service? They sure don't make money for a company, but if the bathrooms are never clean, the trash is never taken out, and facility is in a state of squalor, who wants to work there?

All I'm trying to say is that there are many parts of a company that don't directly produce revenue. None of us should be so arrogant to think that a single division is more important than another. Ultimately, we are all replaceable. There will always be somebody that is smarter than you and/or willing to work for less money than you do wanting your job.

Businesses make money. Departments don't (typically). Every part of a company relies on other parts to allow them to do their job.

My example pertains to a typical "design, build, market, sell, support" type company. Obviously it doesn't work for all makes of companies such as support only types of companies.
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: BigJ
It'd be better if the IT staff lost their self-righteous attitude, and the average end-user was a little more computer literate, curteous, and used common sense.

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Originally posted by: BigJ
It'd be better if the IT staff lost their self-righteous attitude, and the average end-user was a little more computer literate, curteous, and used common sense.

But until the average end-user becomes a little more computer literate, courteous, and uses a bit more common sense, the IT staff won't lose their self-righteous attitude, because it's the only defence mechanism they have left. :p

- M4H
 

skace

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The original post sucks because it is just the 'other side' of the argument which is only half-right.

The only people that have to remind an IT person that they don't generate any money are usually people who, themselves, are completely fvcking arrogant. The fact is, every person in a company works towards a product. Whether you are the janitor, the IT guy or the engineer, you are all a balanced part of the whole. The sooner you realize this and treat each other with respect, the better.

I've met a lot of arrogant IT people. Mainly because a lot of IT people in companies are 'promoted from within' from things such as the mail room or other random non-technical jobs. They become arrogant as a way of protecting the fact that they don't know. They learn very quickly that if you sound like you know what you're talking about and don't leave room for question, you don't get any questions.

There is also another side of it though. There are a lot of very knowledgable people in IT and these people usually get beaten to sh!t by the system. Not only do they have to do their own work, they have to fix everyones mistakes, cover the tracks of their co-workers and answer to anything that ever goes wrong. Because god forbid something breaks and you don't know exactly why it happened within 15 minutes.

Oh yea, and then theres budget. Every company, EVERY company cuts their IT budget first. The end result is a budget that never meets the demands of the business. Of course the business does not see this first hand, they see it second hand, by techs that do rush jobs, work arounds, servers that can't handle a load, untrained staff, etc.

So yea, there you go, maybe if everyone was just a little less arrogant, the world would be better.
 

FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: skace
The original post sucks because it is just the 'other side' of the argument which is only half-right.

The only people that have to remind an IT person that they don't generate any money are usually people who, themselves, are completely fvcking arrogant. The fact is, every person in a company works towards a product. Whether you are the janitor, the IT guy or the engineer, you are all a balanced part of the whole. The sooner you realize this and treat each other with respect, the better.

I've met a lot of arrogant IT people. Mainly because a lot of IT people in companies are 'promoted from within' from things such as the mail room or other random non-technical jobs. They become arrogant as a way of protecting the fact that they don't know. They learn very quickly that if you sound like you know what you're talking about and don't leave room for question, you don't get any questions.

There is also another side of it though. There are a lot of very knowledgable people in IT and these people usually get beaten to sh!t by the system. Not only do they have to do their own work, they have to fix everyones mistakes, cover the tracks of their co-workers and answer to anything that ever goes wrong. Because god forbid something breaks and you don't know exactly why it happened within 15 minutes.

Oh yea, and then theres budget. Every company, EVERY company cuts their IT budget first. The end result is a budget that never meets the demands of the business. Of course the business does not see this first hand, they see it second hand, by techs that do rush jobs, work arounds, servers that can't handle a load, untrained staff, etc.

So yea, there you go, maybe if everyone was just a little less arrogant, the world would be better.

my point exactly, but you put it more elegantly ;)

 

Martin

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I'll bet each department of every company and government agency believes it is the one that "can carry our own weight and in many cases, carry the weight of the entire" organization. They probably also all feel like they "are over-worked, under-paid, and have to make miracles out of shoe-string budgets". Oh yeah, and all the other departments are full of arrogant, self-righteous a-holes. All of this stuff cuts both directions.

QFT

Yeah!!!

Except for my depart of course ;)
 

BooGiMaN

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"Engineers build products that we can sell. Sales people sell these products and bring us money."


man what utopian company are you working for.....

let me explain how this part really works....

marketing comes up with a concept..never ever bothering to ask engineering for input.

salesmen go out and by some act of God actually sell it...

marketing/sales informs engineering about said 'project' and ridiculous deadline they pulled out their ass.

engineeing replies: WTF are crazy, no way in the hell can be build a cold fusion reactor in two weeks complete with a jiggawatt capacitor!!!

sales team: no prob we will fix this

sales goes talks to customer and replies: oh they also want you to add a time portal device to it...and um make it handheld...

sales: it is sooo east to build I used to be an engineering..... secretary so i know you guys can whip one out in no time, let me know if you need my engineering expertise we can buy everything we need at dell, i even have an account.

throw in a lot of fancy shmancy catch phrases for sales and marketing and about a billion hours wasting having meetings where everything is rehashed over and over.

 

shortylickens

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In 3 years this is the only thread I have ever wanted to make a favorite.

I wonder....... if a company were to go all Apple, would they be able to hire less IT people?

Not that I like macs, but for work sometimes they seem a little better.
 

NuroMancer

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There are exception to every rule. OH and as one other posted, Helpdesk is not IT. IT does alot more then the helpdesk does. Our IT department generates alot of money for our company. Then again, we have our end users rate their experience with us and we do very well. We work hard for our staff and in return they do their best to help us, aka remembering what we tell them, describing the problem, etc... Don't generalize, there are alot of really good IT departments out there. Anyway now that I've been here for 9 hours and was only supposed to be here 8, I'm going home.
 

Zanix

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Sounds like someone got caught looking at pr0n at work and is bitter about loosing their internet!! ;):D
 

Phoenix86

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notfred, I'm so with you here, and I'm in IT. :)

One thing you miss, engineers can't make products and the sales people can't sell if the PCs aren't running right. Infrastructure is just as important.

That being said there is likely good reasons for many practices. I won't try to justify everything a crappy IT shop does, but I'll throw myself out there to try to explain the reasonable stuff.

Originally posted by: Martin
*funny story: about 6 weeks ago I made a very, very simple request to IT. reformat a computer, put SQL server on it. That's it. It took them 6 weeks to purchase SQL server and the win2k server/reformatting somehow just got lost in the ticket.
POs have to be signed, I have waited for months for management to sign them before. That *may* not be ITs fault.

Yesterday we went to pick up the SQL cd (since it finally arrived), and when we did, some other IT guy showed us shelves of MS Software they have there..meaning that instead of giving us the SQL server the same day, IT spent 6 weeks and $1000 getting us an OLDER version than the one they already had!!! Its amazing the company can even function with people like that.
You likely saw their MSDN or VLA library. It has every piece of active MS software in it, we have one too.

None of the software you saw was licensed. That's the way it comes. MS ships every disk you will ever need, so when you buy the license, you don't need to wait for the physical disk. Anyways, just because they had the disk, doesn't mean they have the license. It's, umm, bad to install unlicensed software and could cost the IT person their job to install something before it's licensed.

Not sure why you didn't get the version you asked for, but my questions is: why did the person signing the PO sign if it was the wrong version? Again, it could be a totally fvcked IT shop and that's why the ball was dropped. I'm just giving you the story from the IT side too.

Helpdesk *IS* IT, what other dept do you folks put Helpdesk in? Accounting? Sales? No, it's IT, quit splitting hairs...
 

Otaking

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A company needs both Strategic/Planning and Support roles to survive. However, if layoffs are necessary, you know who's going first.
 

eLiu

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oh the joy of the academic setting where you & the undergrads/grads around you are your own IT staff