A friend of mine just imed me....

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Hyperblaze

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May 31, 2001
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him: its over
him: im about to go hang myself
me: why
him: I just want to
me: why
him: i told you its ovr
me: she doesn't want to be with you anymore?
me: *poke*
me: gimme details damn it.


*sigh* I think it's because of this girl he was obsessed about. Claimed he was in love with her after 3 weeks of seeing her. He was going crazy the other night about how she was putting some distance between him and her.

update: In order to not pull a syringer. Talked to him on the phone. Basically....he wasn't intending to suicide. He just wanted to grab my attention. He was with his gf and she screwed up. Told him to give her some room. He agreed. They might or might no longer be going out. I dunno. Up to them.
 
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FleshLight

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He's just whoring for attention. If he was serious about suicide, he'd have done it already.

Edit: This story has inspired me.
 
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EyeMWing

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Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
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:beer:

- M4H
 
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Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
Click to expand...

Kinda hard when we live 2 hours apart.

 
CrackRabbit

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
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Step 4: Video tape him while drunk, and show it to all your friends.
Step 5: Profit.
 
Mo0o

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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he should write a poem about it. It seems to be all the rage now a days
 
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Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
Click to expand...
Step 4: Video tape him while drunk, and show it to all your friends.
Step 5: ...
Step 6: Profit.
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fixed!
 
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MrCodeDude

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Mo0o
he should write a poem about it. It seems to be all the rage now a days
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CRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLING INNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

- M4H
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He tried so hard.. and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter.
 
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vtecluder

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Dec 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
him: its over
him: im about to go hang myself
me: why
him: I just want to
me: why
him: i told you its ovr
me: she doesn't want to be with you anymore?
me: *poke*
me: gimme details damn it.


*sigh* I think it's because of this girl he was obsessed about. Claimed he was in love with her after 3 weeks of seeing her. He was going crazy the other night about how she was putting some distance between him and her.
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He isn't Wardemon is he?
 
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Firus

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Nov 16, 2001
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It's his way of letting you know he wants to hang out with you...go see him.
 
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quizzelsnatch

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Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Mo0o
he should write a poem about it. It seems to be all the rage now a days
Click to expand...

CRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLING INNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

- M4H
Click to expand...
He tried so hard.. and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter.
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ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK!


but seriously, we're horrible people.
 
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bandana163

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Jul 2, 2003
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If he really wanted to do it, he'd have already unbuckled his sturdy leather belt and hung himself.
But he's not going to do it. He doesn't even wear a belt.

He just wants to get positive reactions from his friends to assure himself that he's a "good guy" and not a complete loser. Getting attention now is critical, he wants to feel thet some people care about him.
He either lacks self-confidence or suffers plain old-fashioned depression (or he's just in the middle of a mood-swing, in case he's susceptible to those). Drinking/crying/sleeping will eventually solve his problem.
 
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Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: vtecluder
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
him: its over
him: im about to go hang myself
me: why
him: I just want to
me: why
him: i told you its ovr
me: she doesn't want to be with you anymore?
me: *poke*
me: gimme details damn it.


*sigh* I think it's because of this girl he was obsessed about. Claimed he was in love with her after 3 weeks of seeing her. He was going crazy the other night about how she was putting some distance between him and her.
Click to expand...

He isn't Wardemon is he?
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dear god no!
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Step 1: Get car keys
Step 2: Go hang out with friend.
Step 3: Get him so drunk that he couldn't hang himself if you gave him a pre-tied hangmans noose.
Click to expand...
Yeah, there's nothing better for treating depression than a depressant
 
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