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A Few New Jokes Heard Today

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners...
The lady behind the counter thanks her, and says,"Come again".
The blonde says, "No its toothpaste this time you nosey b-tch!".


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What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose



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Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose



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How did the wall get a full erection?

🙁 I know I'm not funny.

 
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way
 
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way

It makes perfect sense... it is a common stereotype that asian men have tiny penises...just like it is a common stereotype that jews have huge noses...

 
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way

It makes perfect sense... it is a common stereotype that asian men have tiny penises...just like it is a common stereotype that jews have huge noses...

I didn't say that the asian joke didn't make any sense. I said the jewish version made MORE sense because the jewish stereotype is both small dicks and big noses, 2/2.
 
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way

It makes perfect sense... it is a common stereotype that asian men have tiny penises...just like it is a common stereotype that jews have huge noses...

I didn't say that the asian joke didn't make any sense. I said the jewish version made MORE sense because the jewish stereotype is both small dicks and big noses, 2/2.

Never heard of jews having small dicks, just big noses
 
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way

It makes perfect sense... it is a common stereotype that asian men have tiny penises...just like it is a common stereotype that jews have huge noses...

I didn't say that the asian joke didn't make any sense. I said the jewish version made MORE sense because the jewish stereotype is both small dicks and big noses, 2/2.

Never heard of jews having small dicks, just big noses

Jews have had that stereotype forever. Also, they suck at basketball.
 
I wonder how a joke about knappy hair and velcro would go over in this thread...
 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I wonder how a joke about knappy hair and velcro would go over in this thread...

you mean the one about how blacks always have sex on their minds because they have pubic hair on their heads?

we're adults here discussing race, religion and stereotypes. Can we not have such a discussion without having everyone assumed to be a racist? Do I have to be jewish to discuss a jewish stereotype? Besides, the racists here generally don't have a problem letting themselves be known.
 
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: SandEagle
What happens to an Asian man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
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he breaks his nose

this was originally a jew joke, and made more sense that way

It makes perfect sense... it is a common stereotype that asian men have tiny penises...just like it is a common stereotype that jews have huge noses...

That's not a stereotype, that's the truth.
 
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
' Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ... I was feeling particularly
sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir
performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting . So,
I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice
that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God !' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ , GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving
in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,
I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they
wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed
the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
leave them after all the love we had shared.

So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma
 
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