a few good one liners

[toph99]

ok i have to pick something to say for my grad photo in the year book, and i'm not sure what i want to use so i'm leaving it up to you guys to vote on your favourites

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

tell me your favourite
thanks

 

[PsychoAndy]

I thought I was indecisive, but I couldnt make up my mind.

-PAB

 

[Swag1138]

"he who smiles in a crisis has found somone to blame"


thats my fave out of that group.

 

[simms]

Yea. I'm on the yearbook committee... and personally it's really something when people make their own cute quote - it has more meaning to them - that's what a yearbook is all about right?

 

[spanky]

two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

eehh... not exactly a one liner, but i like it.

 

[Colt45]

" I IS A GRADUIT "

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: Colt45
" I IS A GRADUIT "

LMAO I'd hit myself for writing that

 

[Zim Hosein]

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

That one gets my vote toph99

 

[toph99]

i'd write something myself but
1. i'm completely uncreative
2. i'm lazy

i need some more votes!

 

[Argo]

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

 

[conjur]

"You wouldn't know good humour if it came on a stick delivered by a truck"

 

[LOLyourFace]

Microsoft Works

greatest oxymoron of all

 

[Evadman]

#1 choice

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

#2 choice

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

Would never use:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Hope that helps