A federal agent knocked on my door...

[Fraggable]

I thought this thread was going to say

A federal agent knocked on my door... And handed me my mail.

 

[Compton]

I thought this was going to be a joke thread.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
The local cops are knocking on my door, asking me questions prettymuch every other day. Bad neighborhood. But no FBI yet.

What doesn't happen to you?

 

[zanieladie]

Some of the above responses are quite amusing.

Too bad I can't think of anything clever to add...but I did like the ones about being distracted by that agent while others were setting up bugs. Way too funny! 🙂

 

[fatalbert]

On Monday someone from the Department of Defense is stopping by my house, he's an ex-FBI agent.

Good times.

 

[KK]

You sure your neighbors didn't think you were a terrorist and report you and that the feds just made up the story about the other dude to not be obvious? Was that a run on sentence? 😛

 

[tfinch2]

 

[Rainsford]

The first time I talked to an FBI agent I was wearing a santa hat and drinking a beer. But he wasn't after me, so I could afford to be relaxed 😉

 

[Fritzo]

You...offered..a.federal agent...a beer.


Wow.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
You...offered..a.federal agent...a beer.


Wow.

Heh, why, he is human too.

 

[Specop 007]

Jesus, if I ever opened the door to a guy wearing a federal badge like that I'd have a frickin heart attack.