A Fanboy I say, A fanboy I agree, are not we all Fanboys indeed?

[dfloyd]

I wish I may, I wish I might

Happen upon a life tonight

Instead I sit with these poor souls

Whos lives revolve around 1s and os

We argue about this and argue about that

Its Ati I say, not Nvidia you brat

But whats one to do, when you know the other

Is as wrong as can be, and no I did not studder

For I am you see, the one they call

A fanboy yes, just like you all

Admit it you must, admit it you may

Or else you fall into dismay

So join us one and join us all

Fanboys unite, and heed the call

For like me and you there is no other



Thats all I can think of being so tired, so if someone will take the time, please do your best to finish my rhyme. Yep its original, took me 45 secs to do. And to that all I shall say is simply Woo Hoo, I is a poet and dont know it make a rhyme every time, so it must be a crime to keep this inside, instead I shall share it, with all you see, so now we go, its your turn, so rhyme young friend, rhyme I say, Rhyme today and tommrrow and doh that dont rhyme, so go ahead, finish what I started please.

 

[dfloyd]

Ahh come on please, drink dat coffee, and finish my rhyme, cause I dont got alot of time, so nevermind, no more rhymes for me, ITS YOUR TURN!!!!

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Oh OP of useless threads
How I gazed at your poetry in dread

For silicon promotes the hatred of religion
I will fudge my benchmarks screens a smidgeon
Walk with me through a silicon jungle
For that BFG videocard bundle

Graceful USB and AMD green
How I bow before you my totem dream
X2 and 2X and late night frequency gleams
All give rise to bowiing before my twitching screen

My ATI dominates your NVIDIA
As my AMD dominates your Intelia
Does so, does not, your stuipd you see
Because I am right regardless of reality

Transform me this mighty day to something better
Even if I must bring a hammer to my Prescott heater
Laugh oh Laugh OP at your cleverness by-the-by
But pretty soon Rollo, keysplayer, morph and others shall come in and in their own way
Say your rig is crap and it must die

 

[dfloyd]

Wooo Encore Encore, we have liftoff, make it so, woo hoo.....

As I draw my sword and look quitely about, whos next I say, and continue to shout, be it you, you or you my good sir, ahh with a smile, maybe its her.

So step up to the plate, and make us all proud, show us your words, as I take my bow........

 

[compgeek89]

COD2 PC Roxxzorz

It roxxzorz your boxxzorz

yay it rhymes.

 

[Markbnj]

There was a young man on a forum
Who had lost all his sense of decorum
When encountering an old
And perfidious troll
Said I don't just dislike 'em, I deplore 'em.

 

[Zenbeatnik]

There was a kid with a new ATI
His FPS jumped even his PI
Then one day his buddy called
The GTX was out
Flamers and Trolls 'twas a big bout
Fanboys and Fanboys Rolo for Mod
Nvdia was Flamebait ATI was COD

 

[g3pro]

Dry wit wasted on one
Clever satire begs another
More ATi FUD, I moan
nVidia is a cheating test thither

Pale objectivism yields a bore
Love nVidia? You're a whore
I need someone to comfort me
ATi just lost another rotary

Darkness covers my eyes
The ATi consul is rank with fear
All this fighting causes us tears
Makes me sad, please bid me near

A distant gleam in the whites of your eye
neigh, a cheer for communism, a cheer for canada, eh
the whites turn to reds, the habits of mary J.
your birkenstocks of yore, your shirt of tie-dye

Your reality is distorted
Years of schidzo fly by
You can't take the years of dread
Why can't ATi just win beyond a tie?

 

[Avalon]

But pretty soon Rollo, keysplayer, morph and others shall come in and in their own way
Say your rig is crap and it must die

Nice touch, lol.

 

[Schadenfroh]

How can i but say
that what i wish to say
for that i say
post count++

 

[nRollo]

Originally posted by: Avalon

But pretty soon Rollo, keysplayer, morph and others shall come in and in their own way
Say your rig is crap and it must die

Nice touch, lol.

Agreed! Cracked me up! :laugh:

 

[CP5670]

This is like vogon poetry. :laugh:

 

[dfloyd]

Well done I say, well done I see

All that have came to join here with me

Your posts have inspired Your posts have impressed

So continue on, upon this urgent Quest

For all now must know and all now must see,

That Ati is the king of thee,

And though this may not be now, nor later nor best

I am trying my best to create such a mess

So here we go again, with swords and clubs drawn

Down with the Nvidioits I say, the gauntlet is thrown

What is this from Ati that I have come to see

A super nice card, for less that is impressive nonetheless

Maybe not quite as fast, as Nvidias new show

But far more virtious for the eye to behold

So ask you I do and ask you I might

What hath video cards have to do with sight?

 

[shortylickens]

The fact that you guys are wasting bandwidth doesnt really bother me.
The fact that you guys are doing it outside of Off-Topic makes my butt-hole pucker like an overcooked ham.

For reference: I used to be sort of an ATI fanboy, but after some of the recent BS I may be an NVIDIA lover when I move to PCIe.

 

[dfloyd]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
The fact that you guys are wasting bandwidth doesnt really bother me.
The fact that you guys are doing it outside of Off-Topic makes my butt-hole pucker like an overcooked ham.

For reference: I used to be sort of an ATI fanboy, but after some of the recent BS I may be an NVIDIA lover when I move to PCIe.

Your butt hole puckers?

I am very confused by that. And honestly I dont see how discussing one of the major issues affecting video card owners on video card forums, is off topic. Yes we are doing it in a round about interesting (At least imo) and creative new way. I am sorry your butthole puckers for at our attempt to discuss new cards, fanboys, and more, but done so in a interesting, out of the ordinary kind of way.

 

[SickBeast]

Originally posted by: Markbnj
There was a young man on a forum
Who had lost all his sense of decorum
When encountering an old
And perfidious troll
Said I don't just dislike 'em, I deplore 'em.

/thread.

 

[Elcs]

Originally posted by: SickBeast

Originally posted by: Markbnj
There was a young man on a forum
Who had lost all his sense of decorum
When encountering an old
And perfidious troll
Said I don't just dislike 'em, I deplore 'em.

/thread.

/seconded