Random Variable
Lifer
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
A sandwich walks into a bar an asks for a pint of beer. To which the barmaid replies, "Sorry. We don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says. "Get out! We don't want your type in here!"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
A sandwich walks into a bar an asks for a pint of beer. To which the barmaid replies, "Sorry. We don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says. "Get out! We don't want your type in here!"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
