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A DRUNKEN HAIRCUT + eyebrow maintenance question

NuclearFusi0n

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So i got a drunken haircut today (long story...) and now my eyebrows stand out on my face wayyy more than i want them to. I don't really want to change the shape, but I want to shorten them all to a uniform length and keep them from getting "thick" like they are sorta now. Are special eyebrow clippers made? or is there some other tool that works easily. scissors are way too hard to use

Edit: here's the drunken haircut story + pics (at the bottom of this post)
So I was at this genmay.com meet (mostly internet dudes, i met a few at previous LANs or stuff) and we were all hanging out, drinkin a bit, and uh doing that thing that is oh-so-popular in socal 😉
so we were puffpuffpassing and i was really drunk (2 coronas, a rum+coke (very strong), and a 7up+vodka combo) so i just mentioned "i need a haircut soo bad" and my buddy's girlfriend was like "oh let me cut it!" and i was way too drunk to say no 😉
BEFORE
Another BEFORE
Passing in and out 😉 i was at my peak of drunkness at this point...could barely walk
buahahaha, i dont even remember this incident

I don't have an after pic...yet 😉
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n1
So i got a drunken haircut today (long story...) and now my eyebrows stand out on my face wayyy more than i want them to. I don't really want to change the shape, but I want to shorten them all to a uniform length and keep them from getting "thick" like they are sorta now. Are special eyebrow clippers made? or is there some other tool that works easily. scissors are way too hard to use

Grow a beard and no one will be able to tell.
 
You might want to try a Mustache clipper or if they don't do the trick try some hedge clippers. 🙂
 
Don't be so hard on that mirror. Shave em off and be done with it. All else fails get a sharpie marker and draw em in.
 
Originally posted by: IGBT
Don't be so hard on that mirror. Shave em off and be done with it. All else fails get a sharpie marker and draw em in.

Ack!!! A girl at work shapes her eyebrows with what looks like a brown Sharpie marker. I know she uses a template b/c she told me, but some of the shapes she uses are outrageous!

-=bmacd=-
 
Originally posted by: bmacd
Originally posted by: IGBT
Don't be so hard on that mirror. Shave em off and be done with it. All else fails get a sharpie marker and draw em in.

Ack!!! A girl at work shapes her eyebrows with what looks like a brown Sharpie marker. I know she uses a template b/c she told me, but some of the shapes she uses are outrageous!

-=bmacd=-

Are you talking about those lady's that pluck every hair from their eye brow's, then color them back onto their face? If so I feel your pain, those girl's are FREAKY looking at times!!!. I saw a lady with her eye brow's going clear up to the middle of her forehead befor coming back down......, scarry stuff 🙁.
 
groan... so you're going to followup a drunken hair cutting mistake with a hung over eyebrow trimming experiement ?

What year do you expect you'll be able to leave your house again without people pointing and laughing ? 😀
 
I'll bet he/she looks like Joan Crawford right about now...I think she used to use a dull greese pencil. No wire coathangers!!!
 
Don't worry about them. Dario Franchitti from the CART racing series has a hideous unibrau thing going, yet he still bagged Ashley Judd. 😉

Sal
 
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