A coworker just crapped his pants...

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: JeffCos

Originally posted by: Ninjja

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: puffff
I crapped my pants once at work. I stayed in my office, closed the door, and opened the window so the stink wouldnt get out. I stayed at work the rest of the day. By the time I got home, I couldnt get my boxers off cuz the poop had dried and crusted onto my butt.

The ladies must love you.....

lol i'm dying at work right now. wow is this seriously an issue with guys? I mean, can't you tell when a fart's not really going to be a fart and that there's going to be some solids involved??

Sometimes you can tell it's only going to be wind, but there are those other times when you think it might be a fart, but you can't be sure so you let it out anyway. That's why they call it a G&L.

I dont think a meeting is the best place to partake in a G&L session.....if your gonna G&L on the job ......GET ON THE FVCKING TOILET....christ.....

 

[pulse8]

I can honestly say that I haven't crapped my pants since I was in diapers.

Some of you guys have issues.

 

[Scarpozzi]

<beavis>Hehehehehe..........poop!!.........hehehehehe </beavis>

 

[Rufio]

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOLY CRAP!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA

i'm laughing so hard in my cube that i'm crying !
AHAAHAHHHHHAHHHAAHHAHAHAH

 

[Ausm]

My Boss has done that before 😀

LMAO

Ausm

 

[MaxDSP]

OMG, seriously LMAO at this thread. Keep the stories coming...😀😀😀

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Ausm
My Boss has done that before 😀

LMAO

Ausm

Crapped himself?


Back to the guy. Why was he scared during the meeting?

 

[MaxDSP]

what's G&amp;L btw?

 

[Armitage]

OMGWTF!?!
We need more information.
What kind of business is this?
Was the guy a boss or peon?
How old?
Does he need new shoes?

NEVER TRUST A FART

 

[MaxDSP]

BWAHAHA...the thread title right above this one was "Hmmmm chocolate"


LMFAO

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
what's G&amp;L btw?

gambled and lost

 

[azazyel]

Did that before but it wasn't at work. I had been drinking boilermakers* the night before and had ate some really, really greasy food before I past out. Woke up in the morning feeling like, well crap, though I had to fart but nope.


*boilermaker (a shot of whiskey dropped into a pint of beer)

 

[SP33Demon]

Some of you guys don't know shitt. But way too many in this thread do. :disgust::Q:laugh:

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Ausm
My Boss has done that before 😀

LMAO

Ausm

Crapped himself?


Back to the guy. Why was he scared during the meeting?

I shiat you not!! Twice in 20 years...I was laughing so God damn hard that I did less work then I normally do if that is even humanally possible 😉

Ausm

 

[JeffCos]

Well if you want the stories to keep coming, I work at an indoor pool and during childrens' lessons one saturday morning a kid crapped himself in the pool. But it wasn't a turd, in fact there was nothing solid about it at all. It was so bad we had the pool closed for 26 hours.

 

[Armitage]

And WTH is up with all the me-to stories :disgust:
Seriously ... most people are potty trained by the time they're 4

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Well if you want the stories to keep coming, I work at an indoor pool and during childrens' lessons one saturday morning a kid crapped himself in the pool. But it wasn't a turd, in fact there was nothing solid about it at all. It was so bad we had the pool closed for 26 hours.

ROFLMAOPIMP..."Is that a potato?"

 

[Aerosoul]

Info on him... He is 26, and a skinny kid. He has a history of big farts though. He is one of the guys thats thinks its funny to do this in public. Then again, so am I.

His last name is Lunk, and I am going to start calling him Kerplunk... LOL...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Well if you want the stories to keep coming, I work at an indoor pool and during childrens' lessons one saturday morning a kid crapped himself in the pool. But it wasn't a turd, in fact there was nothing solid about it at all. It was so bad we had the pool closed for 26 hours.

ROFLMAOPIMP..."Is that a potato?"

...PIMP <--- You mean as in 'Pooping In My Pants'?

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
BWAHAHA...the thread title right above this one was "Hmmmm chocolate"


LMFAO

ROFL!!! Waaaay too funny. Christ I've gotta leave my desk so I can get the laughing out of my system. Later!

 

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: Aerosoul
He shat himself in a meeting, and was sent home. He said he got the shats from Subway. I called him on his cell phone after he left and he sounded like he was crying...

So thats how Jared and Subway gets you to lose all that weight... 😛

You know, for once i'm actually glad that someone didn't reply with

:camera:'s

 

[shimsham]

you would be amazed at how older folks can dirty up a bathroom. sometimes it literally looks like a sh!t bomb exploded when they are done. all over the toilet, the floor, the walls. if you didnt know any better, it would seem like the throw it like monkeys.

but i do feel for them. if we are lucky, thats what we all get to look forward to.:beer:

 

[Aharami]

i can proudly say that ive never had this problem

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Well if you want the stories to keep coming, I work at an indoor pool and during childrens' lessons one saturday morning a kid crapped himself in the pool. But it wasn't a turd, in fact there was nothing solid about it at all. It was so bad we had the pool closed for 26 hours.

ROFLMAOPIMP..."Is that a potato?"

...PIMP <--- You mean as in 'Pooping In My Pants'?

/me smells new acronym: YAPIMPT

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Excusing himself from the meeting to do his business was out of the question, eh?

Well, it was a business meeting after all. Guess it was ok.

Jeeez, why are the pooping threads always so funny! I'm sorry, I consider myself a pretty well-read/educated guy, but toilet humor just never gets old.

Sad, isn't it?

Can't stop laughing either. 🙂

You mean you get to go home if you crap your pants? Count me in!!!

Make a page where you work.
"Manager Bob, dial extension 187. I crapped my pants and would like to go home. Manager Bob, 187, I crapped my pants and would like to go home. Thank you."

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: TheAudit
?Yes, Smith, do you have something to add??

?I just pooped my pants. Sir.?

Thank for making me laugh out loud in my cubical. Now people are going to come over here and ask what is so funny.

Still say it - damn you people are lucky to have jobs with Internet access.

lol i'm dying at work right now. wow is this seriously an issue with guys? I mean, can't you tell when a fart's not really going to be a fart and that there's going to be some solids involved??

Must be controlled by a gene that's been fried by the thinning ozone layer or something. I guess I must be resistant. I feel like I've missed out. So many pairs of underwear. And not one ruined yet in this fashion. *sigh*

Sometimes you can tell it's only going to be wind, but there are those other times when you think it might be a fart, but you can't be sure so you let it out anyway. That's why they call it a G&amp;L.

I'd tend to think you'd want to err on the side of caution there. Think out the hypothesis on your way to the bathroom, do the observations while on the toilet, and make conclusions while washing hands. Be sure to keep a record of these for your future reference.

You know, for once i'm actually glad that someone didn't reply with

:camera:'s

Actually, slycat already did. 🙂 Fortunately, it was unheeded.