A Cop's Life

[Farang]

Lynnwood police concede they engaged in "rarely used" tactics during an undercover investigation into a suspected prostitution ring.

Wait for it..

Those tactics, which included officers allowing prostitutes to masturbate them in exchange for cash, have raised questions among law-enforcement officials, legal experts and the Snohomish County Prosecutor's Office.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.c...87_prostitutes07m.html

Is this department accepting applications?

 

[MovingTarget]

How much you want to bet it went beyond that, hmm?

 

[Lithium381]

hell to the NAH BRAH dirty ass skanks

 

[jpeyton]

I feel safer already.

 

[Howard]

How do you masturbate someone?

 

[n yusef]

I've read that many prostitutes have sex with police in exchange for not getting arrested. Text

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: n yusef
I've read that many prostitutes have sex with police in exchange for not getting arrested. Text

Just think you'll get over 20x as much if you're a gang member instead!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Howard
How do you masturbate someone?

if your mom only knew...

 

[Agentbolt]

Let's not forget carte blanche to shoot and beat minorities, too. All this for having a high school education!

 

[ChaoZ]

Why does McNulty always get all the fun.

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Let's not forget carte blanche to shoot and beat minorities, too. All this for having a high school education!

Quoted for douche-baggery

Look... Cops aren't always the greatest people in the world, but the majority do their job with honour.

Those cop bastards that stole my beer at the beach when I was underage... They be bastards.

 

[Agentbolt]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Let's not forget carte blanche to shoot and beat minorities, too. All this for having a high school education!

Quoted for douche-baggery

Look... Cops aren't always the greatest people in the world, but the majority do their job with honour.

Those cop bastards that stole my beer at the beach when I was underage... They be bastards.

Hey, there's a reassuring statement about a group of people we've armed and sent out into the streets to hold back anarchy. I'm sure "the majority" of the time you don't say stupid things, though.

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt

Originally posted by: TwiceOver

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Let's not forget carte blanche to shoot and beat minorities, too. All this for having a high school education!

Quoted for douche-baggery

Look... Cops aren't always the greatest people in the world, but the majority do their job with honour.

Those cop bastards that stole my beer at the beach when I was underage... They be bastards.

Hey, there's a reassuring statement about a group of people we've armed and sent out into the streets to hold back anarchy. I'm sure "the majority" of the time you don't say stupid things, though.

I wouldn't say that "the majority of times you [Read "I"] don't say stupid things" I generally say stupid things all the time. That doesn't change the fact you are a douche bag. I stand by my original statement.

 

[KeypoX]

fuck the police, no no literally.

 

[Agentbolt]

I'm not sure if making your original statement, then 4 minutes later affirming that you stand behind it means a whole lot, but point taken. Calling me a douchebag for pointing out the legal system is broken certainly doesn't help your case for being smart very much, but I'm sure balling up your fists and stomping your little feet made you feel better at least.

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
I'm not sure if making your original statement, then 4 minutes later affirming that you stand behind it means a whole lot, but point taken. Calling me a douchebag for pointing out the legal system is broken certainly doesn't help your case for being smart very much, but I'm sure balling up your fists and stomping your little feet made you feel better at least.

If I may... You called all cops Minority beating, no more than high-school educated, people. I simply just wanted to inform you that you are a douche bag. Then you condescendingly came back with a statement implying that I write stupid things. I then came back agreeing with you that "yes" I often say stupid things, and that still doesn't change my view of you. I don't think I stomped my fee, I'm sitting "native american" style in a chair, so it would take some work... I'm lazy and fat to help you out on your next remark... So I don't think I could stomp my feet. As for balling up my fists... Maybe around a beer can and remote, again, I'm fat so I really don't have anything else to do.

So All in all... I'm fat and lazy, and you are still a Douche Bag. At least I admit my issues.

 

[Peelback79]

If I was a cop, I'm not sure I'd want to be the guy who gets to play tug-o-war with 9th Street Sally. Hmmmmm, now to end with a witty comment.

"Masturbation and cops? Then I guess I'd better be careful next time I order a pulled pork sandwich."

Damn. I tried.


-Peelback