Adrenaline
Diamond Member
I heard this the other day from a co-worker that said a retired police friend told him this when asked about one of the most messed up calls he had gotten.
This is about 25 years ago:
A call comes in for an older black couple (around 70) regarding a domestic dispute. As they pull up the old man is sitting on the porch holding his head while leaning over. The cop asks him if he is ok and he just mumbles to the officer to go inside and deal with her while making the "go inside" motion with his free hand.
The cops go inside and ask the woman what the problem is that is causing the commotion. The woman looks at the cop and makes an angry hand motion towards her husband sitting outside, messed up and says:
You tell that mother fucker to eat my pussy. I am his fucking wife and he needs to fucking do it.
The cops were stunned. I don't know what happened after that but he said it took everything for him not to laugh. I found humor in it when told, it does not come off when written to well I guess but just imagine a pissed off older woman shouting while the husband is outside wondering what the hell he is going to do.
This is about 25 years ago:
A call comes in for an older black couple (around 70) regarding a domestic dispute. As they pull up the old man is sitting on the porch holding his head while leaning over. The cop asks him if he is ok and he just mumbles to the officer to go inside and deal with her while making the "go inside" motion with his free hand.
The cops go inside and ask the woman what the problem is that is causing the commotion. The woman looks at the cop and makes an angry hand motion towards her husband sitting outside, messed up and says:
You tell that mother fucker to eat my pussy. I am his fucking wife and he needs to fucking do it.
The cops were stunned. I don't know what happened after that but he said it took everything for him not to laugh. I found humor in it when told, it does not come off when written to well I guess but just imagine a pissed off older woman shouting while the husband is outside wondering what the hell he is going to do.
