LordMaul
Lifer
I wasn't gonna post it, but I was forced. 😀 This is a conversation between PsychoAndy's brother and I during an incredibly bored phase of my day...watch out, it can get a little graphic. 😉😀 It is, however, amazingly funny...IMHO. It's worth the read....
*edited for language, among other things*
crazyschmuck: hey maul
Maul100 : Yo
Maul100 : x0rs
crazyschmuck : wut?
crazyschmuck : xors?
Maul100 : Yeah!
crazyschmuck : WTF is that?
Maul100 : If you don't know what x0rs is, our relationship is OVER!
Maul100: ;-)
crazyschmuck: OK FINE BE THAT WAY!!!!!
Maul100: FINE! *storms out of house and slams door*
Maul100 : *opens door a little* and I'm taking the squirrel with me! *slam*
Maul100 : ;-) :-D
crazyschmuck: TAKE THE DAMN SQUIRREL!!
crazyschmuck: YOU CARE MORE ABOUT FUZZY THAN YOU DO ABOUT ME!!!
Maul100: AAAHH! Quit threatening me!!! *squeal* I'm calling the POLICE!
crazyschmuck: AT LEAST HE GETS FOOD AND WATER.....WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE ME OUT ONCE IN A WHILE?
Maul100 : But what about MY needs?!
crazyschmuck: MY IDEA OF A DATE ISNT A CS FRAGFEST AND A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE!!!!!
crazyschmuck: ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISNT IT?
Maul100: How about a double cheese burger? ....with fries?
crazyschmuck: DOES THAT MEAN I'M FAT????????
Maul100: YEAH! YOU TUB OF COTTAGE CHEESE!
Maul100: Ever thought of going to the gym? I bought you that membership 6 months ago and you STILL haven't gone! DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY!!??!!
crazyschmuck: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT YOU AGAIN?
crazyschmuck: ALWAYS WITH THE DAMN GYM MEMBERSHIP
crazyschmuck: YOU KNOW IT WOULDNT HURT FOR YOU TO GO FOR A WHILE
Maul100 : WAIT A MINUTE! I'M TALKING!!!
crazyschmuck: SCREW YOU!!!!!!!
crazyschmuck: I HAVE NEEDS TOO!
Maul100: ...and EVEN when you DO go, all I see is THIS! *imitates pansy-boy uber-slow walk on tradmill*
Maul100: If you wanted to WALK like a fusking WUSS, I'd give you a job picking up SH*T!
crazyschmuck: YOU WANNA WALK? LETS WALK!!!!
crazyschmuck: *GRABS LM'S STUFF AND HOPS IN CAR*
crazyschmuck: *SPEEDS OFF THROWING STUFF OUT THE WINDOW*
Maul100: *throws self on hood of car*
crazyschmuck: *FLOORS IT*
Maul100: AAAAAAAAAHHH!! *tongue flaps*
crazyschmuck: *AND TURNS ON WINDSHIELD WASHER*
Maul100: *pounds on windshield*
Maul100: *stands up and does a Jackie Chan off the car and bashes head into pieces on concrete*
crazyschmuck: *SLAMS ON BRAKES*
Maul100: *gurgle*
crazyschmuck: AND ANOTHER THING.......YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON THAT DAMN COMPUTER THAN YOU DO WITH ME!!!!!!
Maul100: *blood seeps into sewage drain*
crazyschmuck: ok... we're married
crazyschmuck: that sounds about right
Maul100 : What, you just wanted my insurance, didn't you?
crazyschmuck: something like that...
crazyschmuck: see my pix?
Maul100 : of the Dells?
Maul100 : Yeah
crazyschmuck: damn I dont know what i'm gonna do
Maul100 : Give one to me, because we're married, remember?
crazyschmuck: hell no
crazyschmuck: florida is a community property state
crazyschmuck: half that sh*t is mine
Maul100: OK! I'll take 5!
crazyschmuck: no see, half the estate
crazyschmuck: the computers are on my half
Maul100: Well..
Maul100 : OK!
Maul100 : You can ship the house to me!
crazyschmuck: we'll split the house in half
crazyschmuck: we'll use duct tape to mark the lines
Maul100: Alright. Give me the half with the bathroom, though, or I'll fling crap into your half of the house.
crazyschmuck: no, we'll split the bathroom
crazyschmuck: you can have monday wednesday and friday
crazyschmuck: i'll take tuesday and thursday
crazyschmuck : and you can have every other weekend
Maul100: Why not SPLIT it? I'll take the side with the toilet and you get the bathtub.
crazyschmuck: I cant believe were still having this conversation
Maul100: mwuahahahahahahahaha...
🙂
This is what you get when you put two very bored, immature geeks together in a AIM chat.
*edited for language, among other things*
crazyschmuck: hey maul
Maul100 : Yo
Maul100 : x0rs
crazyschmuck : wut?
crazyschmuck : xors?
Maul100 : Yeah!
crazyschmuck : WTF is that?
Maul100 : If you don't know what x0rs is, our relationship is OVER!
Maul100: ;-)
crazyschmuck: OK FINE BE THAT WAY!!!!!
Maul100: FINE! *storms out of house and slams door*
Maul100 : *opens door a little* and I'm taking the squirrel with me! *slam*
Maul100 : ;-) :-D
crazyschmuck: TAKE THE DAMN SQUIRREL!!
crazyschmuck: YOU CARE MORE ABOUT FUZZY THAN YOU DO ABOUT ME!!!
Maul100: AAAHH! Quit threatening me!!! *squeal* I'm calling the POLICE!
crazyschmuck: AT LEAST HE GETS FOOD AND WATER.....WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE ME OUT ONCE IN A WHILE?
Maul100 : But what about MY needs?!
crazyschmuck: MY IDEA OF A DATE ISNT A CS FRAGFEST AND A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE!!!!!
crazyschmuck: ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISNT IT?
Maul100: How about a double cheese burger? ....with fries?
crazyschmuck: DOES THAT MEAN I'M FAT????????
Maul100: YEAH! YOU TUB OF COTTAGE CHEESE!
Maul100: Ever thought of going to the gym? I bought you that membership 6 months ago and you STILL haven't gone! DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY!!??!!
crazyschmuck: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT YOU AGAIN?
crazyschmuck: ALWAYS WITH THE DAMN GYM MEMBERSHIP
crazyschmuck: YOU KNOW IT WOULDNT HURT FOR YOU TO GO FOR A WHILE
Maul100 : WAIT A MINUTE! I'M TALKING!!!
crazyschmuck: SCREW YOU!!!!!!!
crazyschmuck: I HAVE NEEDS TOO!
Maul100: ...and EVEN when you DO go, all I see is THIS! *imitates pansy-boy uber-slow walk on tradmill*
Maul100: If you wanted to WALK like a fusking WUSS, I'd give you a job picking up SH*T!
crazyschmuck: YOU WANNA WALK? LETS WALK!!!!
crazyschmuck: *GRABS LM'S STUFF AND HOPS IN CAR*
crazyschmuck: *SPEEDS OFF THROWING STUFF OUT THE WINDOW*
Maul100: *throws self on hood of car*
crazyschmuck: *FLOORS IT*
Maul100: AAAAAAAAAHHH!! *tongue flaps*
crazyschmuck: *AND TURNS ON WINDSHIELD WASHER*
Maul100: *pounds on windshield*
Maul100: *stands up and does a Jackie Chan off the car and bashes head into pieces on concrete*
crazyschmuck: *SLAMS ON BRAKES*
Maul100: *gurgle*
crazyschmuck: AND ANOTHER THING.......YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON THAT DAMN COMPUTER THAN YOU DO WITH ME!!!!!!
Maul100: *blood seeps into sewage drain*
crazyschmuck: ok... we're married
crazyschmuck: that sounds about right
Maul100 : What, you just wanted my insurance, didn't you?
crazyschmuck: something like that...
crazyschmuck: see my pix?
Maul100 : of the Dells?
Maul100 : Yeah
crazyschmuck: damn I dont know what i'm gonna do
Maul100 : Give one to me, because we're married, remember?
crazyschmuck: hell no
crazyschmuck: florida is a community property state
crazyschmuck: half that sh*t is mine
Maul100: OK! I'll take 5!
crazyschmuck: no see, half the estate
crazyschmuck: the computers are on my half
Maul100: Well..
Maul100 : OK!
Maul100 : You can ship the house to me!
crazyschmuck: we'll split the house in half
crazyschmuck: we'll use duct tape to mark the lines
Maul100: Alright. Give me the half with the bathroom, though, or I'll fling crap into your half of the house.
crazyschmuck: no, we'll split the bathroom
crazyschmuck: you can have monday wednesday and friday
crazyschmuck: i'll take tuesday and thursday
crazyschmuck : and you can have every other weekend
Maul100: Why not SPLIT it? I'll take the side with the toilet and you get the bathtub.
crazyschmuck: I cant believe were still having this conversation
Maul100: mwuahahahahahahahaha...
🙂
This is what you get when you put two very bored, immature geeks together in a AIM chat.
