A client of ours has a horrible last name

[arcenite]

Someone in my government class was named Tyrone Knott

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
I knew a Chinese kid back in junior high school named Fuk Yu. No joke.

Too bad his sister wasn't named Fuk Mi

 

[icejunkie]

My dad had a client whose last name was Cruiser, so they always joked around in the office (client being unaware, of course) that his first name should be Petey, as in PT Cruiser... Well, one day he calls my dad in the office and my dad is like "Hi, Pe... er, Mr. Cruiser."

 

[rudder]

Not as bad as this lady.

 

[GrassR00t]

I knew a guy when I was in Basic Training named Peter Johnson. The drill sergeants loved that!

 

[cruzer]

There's a realtor here in Glendale who mails these postcards with his name on it in block letters:
Gary Swallows !

his site

 

[dquan97]

Harry S Truman

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: cruzer
There's a realtor here in Glendale who mails these postcards with his name on it in block letters:
Gary Swallows !

his site

THE MOST REFERRED MAN IN REAL ESTATE! :LOL;

 

[CtK]

one of our customer name is Wolfgang Assman!!!!!!

 

[Taggart]

There is a guy I work with named John Smalshaf

We joke that he should change his name to 'Really' or Richard

 

[Uppsala9496]

One of my friends in Sweden has the first name Jerk (pronounced as a 'y').

 

[Appledrop]

The name's Kerr.

Wayne Kerr.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: deathkoba
I knew a Chinese kid back in junior high school named Fuk Yu. No joke.

Too bad his sister wasn't named Fuk Mi

lol

 

[23skidoo]

there is a party listed a bit ahead of me in the phone book named H. Dichlich...

 

[Mucho]

How about J Moron a school teacher

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Cal166
Weiner

I know 2 Weiners and they both have the same first name. They both pronounce it "Why Ner"

That is the correct pronunciation of that name. In German it's the second vowel that gets the long vowel sound.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: bernse

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Her last name is Sexsmith.

No joke. Never met her though.

The town 10 miles north of my city named Sexsmith.
No joke.

There is an indian (or aboriginal) that is thinking of suing the Edmonton police for excessive force due to a tazer incident.

His name is Randy Fryingpan.

Interesting. She is Canadian. Perhaps there is a link?

I once knew this Canadian girl from Regina. She hated saying she was from Regina.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I worked with a guy named David Cassidy once...he was a real asshat though.

 

[cthulhu]

In college, I had a class with a Buffy Drinkwine. Her IQ was that of a glass of wine but her body was smokin'.

 

[trevinom]

There's a furniture store in town called Badcock's (Home furnishings)