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A clean joke

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Two women are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

"My dog is so smart" the first woman said, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to arrive, and then he brings the newspaper to me in bed."

The second woman replied, "I know. My dog told me."
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Two women are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

"My dog is so smart" the first woman said, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to arrive, and then he brings the newspaper to me in bed."

The second woman replied, "I know. My dog told me."
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Shut up.
 
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?


1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
 
Originally posted by: Raduque
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?


1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
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What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?

Don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
 
Guy in NY walks into a bank and wants to borrow 5K for a vacation. The banker looks over his application and asks him what he has for collateral. The guy offers his $75K Bentley and says the bank can hold on to it until the loan's paid off. The banker see no risk and gives the guy the loan. When the guy comes back from vacation, he goes to the bank and pays off the loan right away with $50 of interest it had acquired. The banker is a bit curious about this and asks, "Why would someone like you who has so much money take a loan for a vacation? What was the point of paying the $50 interest?" The guy answers, "Where in the city am I going to be able to park my car with so much security for only $50?"
 
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

I don't have sex with a hamburger before I eat it.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Two women are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

"My dog is so smart" the first woman said, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to arrive, and then he brings the newspaper to me in bed."

The second woman replied, "I know. My dog told me."
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I don't get it... is the improper use of the smartest the joke?
 
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Two women are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

"My dog is so smart" the first woman said, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to arrive, and then he brings the newspaper to me in bed."

The second woman replied, "I know. My dog told me."
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I don't get it... is the improper use of the smartest the joke?
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No, I think it's the misuse of "who's" instead of "whose."
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Two women are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

"My dog is so smart" the first woman said, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to arrive, and then he brings the newspaper to me in bed."

The second woman replied, "I know. My dog told me."
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I don't get it... is the improper use of the smartest the joke?
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No, I think it's the misuse of "who's" instead of "whose."
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lol, how did I miss that?
 
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