a classic stolen joke

[daveymark]

Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'



oldie but a goodie, stll funny everytime i hear it

 

[Ricochet]

I must have lived in a cave or something because I haven't heard this.

Good one, though. :thumbsup:

 

[Canai]

My brain must not be functioning. It's too goddamn early to be up.

 

[SpunkyJones]

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Canai


My brain must not be functioning. It's too goddamn early to be up.

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[DanTMWTMP]

someone explain the joke to me please

 

[maddogchen]

oh i get it...took a few tries.

 

[FoBoT]

she lost a leg in a car accident
his ex-wife, heather mills

so she only has one knee

 

[michaelsslave]

im confused

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP


someone explain the joke to me please

Heather Mills is Paul McCartney's ex-wife and an amputee.

go down on 'one knee' as if 'one knee' were her name.


thats a tasteless joke, but still pretty good.

 

[gamefreakgcb]

lolz, decent joke

 

[Ricochet]

Sentence rewritten for clarity:

A journalist asks Paul McCartney after his divorce if he'll ever go down on "one knee" again.

The expression "to go down on one knee" is proposing marriage as most of us know. In essence the journalist is asking if McCartney will ever marry again. Being the wit he is McCartney turned it into a sexual question about his ex-wife by his response.


Edit: G Wizard beat me to it.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Canai


My brain must not be functioning. It's too goddamn early to be up.

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Ah, thanks.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP


someone explain the joke to me please

A journalist asks Paul McCartney after his divorce if he'll ever go down on one knee again...

...Paul replies "I'd prefer if you called her Heather."

Read:

A journalist asks Paul McCartney after his divorce if he'll ever go down on one-knee again...

...Paul replies "I'd prefer if you called her Heather."


Edit: Eh, too late...

 

[imported_LoKe]

It became funny when I remembered she has only one knee. :laugh:

 

[michaelsslave]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Mucho]

:thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: G Wizard


thats a tasteless joke, but still pretty good.

 

[chuckywang]

Shens, what kind of journalist would phrase a question like that? Most would ask "Would you ever get married again?"

 

[SsupernovaE]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Shens, what kind of journalist would phrase a question like that? Most would ask "Would you ever get married again?"

Richard Quest?

 

[NFS4]

I LOL'd

 

[randomlinh]

wow... I was so confused because I didn't read the topic summary.... hahaha

 

[SludgeFactory]

Originally posted by: daveymark
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Eh, couldn't help but notice that she's got a below-knee prosthetic there, and thus has 2 knees. But carry on

 

[needalife]

llolollll

 

[Steve]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?






Christopher Walken.