A blonde joke

[Blueychan]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.’

 

[Rakehellion]

 

[Red Storm]

 

[dighn]

lol

i'm easily amused

 

[Ayah]

a blonde joke I've never heard, neat.

 

[lxskllr]

ʇı pǝʞıl ı

 

[Tweak155]

An alternate version of the following:

Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk when one spotted a compact on the ground. She opened it and said "Wow, this person looks very familiar". The other blonde takes it from her hand, glances and says "Duh dumbass, it's me".

 

[phucheneh]

 

[MisterJackson]

Blonde lady goes to the doctor and tells him that she's in extreme pain. The doctor, a little dumbfounded because she looks okay, asks her to point out where the pain is. She points to every appendage, her stomach, her face, even her hair, screaming in pain each time.

The doctor tells her, "Your finger is broken".

 

[Thebobo]

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

 

[DrunkenSano]

A blonde just got her license but she is apparently very angry. When a friend asks why, she says, "I can't believe I failed at sex."

 

[kage69]

What do peroxide blondes and airliners have in common?



Both have black boxes!


/rimshot

 

[Krazy4Real]

this thread is a train wreck.

 

[Phanuel]

And we can't stop watching. *rimshot*

 

[Markbnj]

Another related version:

A blonde woman is walking along a street when her way is blocked by a river that flows through the town. She does not see any bridges, but on the far bank she spies another blonde looking across at her. "Hey!" she calls out, "How do I get to the other side?"

"Don't be silly!" the blonde replies, "You _are_ on the other side!"

 

[Newbian]

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

The initial joke, made me think of this.

I guess you probably have seen this already

I found the above funnier than the first joke (sorry OP).

 

[Josh123]

The initial joke, made me think of this.

I guess you probably have seen this already



I found the above funnier than the first joke (sorry OP).

This

 

[DigDog]

^this, but with the derp thingie (i just reinstalled, dont have GIMP)

 

[SamQuint]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, I can never get them past the screw part!

 

[n7]

:awe:

 

[Iron Woode]

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the sidewalk when the brunette says, "hey, look! a dead bird!".

The blonde looks up into the sky and says,"where? where?".

:awe:

 

[ringtail]

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[SKORPI0]

 

[djman]

ahahaha