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chaudharymic

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Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the internet so the governmnet can keep track of you. That way if someone is doing something illegal, such as hacking, the government or police can identify this person by their IP address, simmilar to a cars liscence plate.
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Love it! :p
 
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Cheezeit

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can someone tell me where to get the central programming unit? my chip's IP burned that out.
 
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A C.P.U.'s speed is measured by the amount of busses it has. A Bus is a tiny microscopic electronic component that carries computer data. The more busses a cpu has, the more data can be carried at once, the faster it is. Most of today's modern C.P.U.s have over 700 busses
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Wow just Wow
 
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TraumaRN

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I like how she calls it a HDD Disk Drive.....how about redundant redundancies :)
 
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JBird7986

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I was writing a good length e-mail about it...and then I stopped and sent what I had because my hands were starting to hurt fixing all of the mistakes she made....
 
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ObsiDianOsiris

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This has to be a joke, it's just to dumb.


Edit- I love this part... "stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here." Like she has any clue.


 
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imported_g33k

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Originally posted by: ObsiDianOsiris
This has to be a joke, it's just to dumb.


Edit- I love this part... "stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here." Like she has any clue.
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Maybe its not a joke. Maybe she's blonde.
 
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jaykleg

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Oh...my...uh...just...oh...my

I'm an old man, and I've seen a lot of dung flung over the years. Until recently I had thought that (some) men would never be eclisped as techno-boolsheeters, but this woman has taken the art form to a new low -- a low that I hitherto would have thought unattainable by anyone with a bloodstream unladen by copious quantities of testosterone.

Does anyone besides me suspect that this may be a hoax, designed to glean the e-mail addresses of people who have a bit of a clue? I wouldn't write to her. I suspect fraud.

No one is that dumb. Uh, well, uh (checks URL) -- no it's not a .gov address. But she should consider politics in the US. Any party (except maybe the greens) would be delighted to have her. She's made for it.
 
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suszterpatt

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the C.P.U. (or 'motherboard' as it is more commonly known)
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I almost screamed from the pain when I got here, but curiosity drove me further by at least 3 rows. Someone needs to steal this chick's megahurtz. :laugh:


Originally posted by: jaykleg
Any party (except maybe the greens) would be delighted to have her. She's made for it.
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Except the greens? ESPECIALLY the greens! ;)
 
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it is common knowledge that "Hard Disk Drives Disk Drives" have IP addresses.
 
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jaykleg

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Except the greens? ESPECIALLY the greens!
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Nah! They'd never have anything to do with anyone that wanted a computer that had to be supported by more than 700 busses! Can you imagine the air pollution? Poor trees!

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