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900 year old Saint's Heart stolen from Cathedral

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Unchain my heart,
Baby let me be.
Unchain my heart
'Cause you don't care about me.
Why lead me through a life of misery
When you don't care a bag of beans for me.
Unchain my heart and let me be.

Fucker...I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all damned day...


(one of my favorite Joe Cocker tunes.)
 
Nirvana fan?

What I actually find disturbing is the idea of cutting a heart out of a body and storing it in a wooden box in a church for 900 years.


99.98% of all relics are not what they claim to be.

Merely some relic hunter went on a mission to find St. JoeBloe's tongue or St Rottencrotch's britches and after 10 years of fruitless searching, simply cut off the piece from some random, plague-killed peasant or buy some bauble from a merchant that bears a passable resemblance (of course--no one ever knows what these are supposed to look like, anyway) and returns it to the contracted church for a handsome reward and a hero's welcome.


And this has actually been calculated, that if you gather all of the fragments of "the true cross" that can be found in reliqueries around the world, you would have, I think 17 "true crosses."
 
99.98% of all relics are not what they claim to be.

Merely some relic hunter went on a mission to find St. JoeBloe's tongue or St Rottencrotch's britches and after 10 years of fruitless searching, simply cut off the piece from some random, plague-killed peasant or buy some bauble from a merchant that bears a passable resemblance (of course--no one ever knows what these are supposed to look like, anyway) and returns it to the contracted church for a handsome reward and a hero's welcome.


And this has actually been calculated, that if you gather all of the fragments of "the true cross" that can be found in reliqueries around the world, you would have, I think 17 "true crosses."

Very true. The True Cross was 2,000 years ago though, by the time anyone wanted it, you could buy pieces of it from street peddlers. 😛 Spear of Destiny, the spear the stabbed Christ on the cross, is on display in Germany(?) I think. Dating puts it as a 6th century manufacturing though. 😛

Lot of the Saints are from times when the church was far more established and a major power player, if not more recent times. They knew exactly where the Saint's body was interred.
 
Very true. The True Cross was 2,000 years ago though, by the time anyone wanted it, you could buy pieces of it from street peddlers. 😛 Spear of Destiny, the spear the stabbed Christ on the cross, is on display in Germany(?) I think. Dating puts it as a 6th century manufacturing though. 😛

Lot of the Saints are from times when the church was far more established and a major power player, if not more recent times. They knew exactly where the Saint's body was interred.

Doesn't the Spear of Destiny hang mounted behind the Pope's pulpit, which is built on top of "St Peter's Grave?"
 
A "900 year old Saint's Heart"?
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