9 year old boy busted for 2" Lego Gun

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http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...g_at_a_lack_of_common_sense_as_son_buste.html

"An irate Staten Island mom blasted a grade school principal Wednesday for treating her son like a pint-sized Plaxico Burress after he brought a 2-inch-long toy gun to school.

"This principal is a bully and a coward, and needs to be held accountable," said Laura Timoney, 44, after her teary fourth-grader was nearly suspended for playing with the tiny toy at lunch.

"The school should be embarrassed. This is a common-sense issue."

Patrick Timoney, 9, was terrified when he was yanked into the principal's office to discuss the teeny-weeny plastic "weapon."

"The gun was so little," the boy said. "I don't understand why the principal got so upset. I was a little nervous. They made me sign a statement."

Patrick and a friend were playing with Lego figures in the school cafeteria on Tuesday when he pulled out the faux machine gun and stuck it in the hands of his plastic police officer.

Boom! Trouble ensued, with Patrick's mom getting a phone call from Public School 52 Principal Evelyn Mastroianni saying her son had somehow gone from straight A's to the NRA.

"I was in disbelief," the still-fuming mother said. "Why didn't anyone step up with an ounce of common sense and put an end to the harassment of my child?"

Timoney said her boy loved the toy figure because her husband is a retired police officer.

The elder Patrick Timoney, a former 72nd Precinct cop, couldn't believe his son was nearly busted over something so obviously inauthentic.

"It's a 2-inch gun," he said. "She went overboard. She should have said, 'Put the toys away,' and that would have been the end of it."

After a meeting between the principal and the parents, the boy was spared any disciplinary action. City school officials said Patrick agreed to leave the "gun" at home.

"I'm never bringing a toy to school again," said Patrick, whose favorite subject is math.

Laura Timoney remained upset. Her son, a typically eager student, asked to stay home yesterday because he thought the principal was mad at him.

The mother said she expects an apology and may sue.

"The toy gun is not the issue," she said. "A lack of common sense is the issue."

Several parents at the school felt the principal overreacted, including Kim O'Rieley - whose son was playing with Patrick in the cafeteria.

Her boy's Lego man was toting a tiny ax, which the principal deemed less threatening.

"It's ridiculous," said O'Rieley, 36. "He felt so bad for his friend. They're taking things way too far ... No one is saying guns are okay.

"Come on, it's a Lego."



What the hell is wrong with people nowadays. This principle should be fired for lack of common sense.
 

Hacp

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The principle better watch his wallet. I'm sure the retired officer has a few friends in the traffic department.
 

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"I'm never bringing a toy to school again," said Patrick, whose favorite subject is math.

That's correct son. Bring the real thing instead. No one likes fakes.
 

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The principle better watch his wallet. I'm sure the retired officer has a few friends in the traffic department.

I hope so. She needs to be fired immediately, someone with that little common sense has no business being a school principal. I hope they nail her for some violation or another every day until she can't drive to work anymore and do more harm.
 

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Well this is timely. My 11 year old boy was goofing around waiting to go home today and he and some kids were playing. He held his hand out and pretended he was shooting at his friends. He was reprimanded for this and he thinks (although he was confused by all the fuss) he is getting a detention.

I called the school office, and they aren't sure what's going on, but if things are as he says (he takes considerable pride in his honesty, but face it, kids don't always get things right), then I'm going to have a talk with these people. That's nuts.
 

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Come on. I took a swiss army knife to school when I was 6 and was sent home because "someone could have fallen on it." Public education is a mess anyways.
 

Atreus21

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The only quote of myself I ever make:

"Some people just need an ass-kicking."
 

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I think the expression on the face of the principle is far more scary than the 2" gun. What a terrible photo. Oh, and she's a dumbass. :D
 

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Well this is timely. My 11 year old boy was goofing around waiting to go home today and he and some kids were playing. He held his hand out and pretended he was shooting at his friends. He was reprimanded for this and he thinks (although he was confused by all the fuss) he is getting a detention.

I called the school office, and they aren't sure what's going on, but if things are as he says (he takes considerable pride in his honesty, but face it, kids don't always get things right), then I'm going to have a talk with these people. That's nuts.

I hope you find out who said it and then you bitch-slap some sense into them.
 

Lemon law

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Its what I love about my swiss army knife, with no locking blades, if I tried to stab anyone the blades would just fold up and cut my hands.

But with the scissors and saw blade, I can cut anyone down to size. Too bad the Phillips and blade type screw drivers are useless against various idiots with too many screws loose in their brains.
 

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I hope you find out who said it and then you bitch-slap some sense into them.

I'll find out what's happening, then talk to them, to make sure they understand my point of view. Makes no sense to explode, since they have until now used common sense and I have a way with people :D
 
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Well this is timely. My 11 year old boy was goofing around waiting to go home today and he and some kids were playing. He held his hand out and pretended he was shooting at his friends. He was reprimanded for this and he thinks (although he was confused by all the fuss) he is getting a detention.

I called the school office, and they aren't sure what's going on, but if things are as he says (he takes considerable pride in his honesty, but face it, kids don't always get things right), then I'm going to have a talk with these people. That's nuts.

You should print out this article and take it with you when you have your talk. And say "See..this person was a retard too. Oh wait..i cant say retard anymore"
 

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Lets emasculate anyone who might be exhibiting any male characteristics. However, a class in having a Gay dad is prefectly allright.
 

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But we can't allow choice and competition in schools. After all, if we give parents choices schools might actually have to hire competent teachers/administrators. We wouldn't want that now would we?

/"progressive"

Just take the fucking toy away and get back to teaching.
Nothing to see here folks

/Conservative
 
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"The toy gun is not the issue," she said. "A lack of common sense is the issue."

Get used to more stories like this. In our lawsuit-crazy country, especially parents targeting schools, anyone working at the school wants no responsibility in any situation. Sorry, but in today's culture, common sense is to follow someone else's directions to the strict letter.

They are all in a better position to have a parent complain to the media every now and then, than to find themselves the target of a lawsuit.
 
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^^what he said.

People clamored for "zero tolerance" policies and they got it. Now they want bitch about inflexibility? Stupid fucks.

Zero tolerance is saying you are expelled for having a gun at school not a fake gun.

Zero tolerance is saying you are expelled for having illegal drugs at school not Tylenol.
 

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Kids, you give them a two inch gun the next thing you know they want a two mile gun.