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BriGy86

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: KlitschBeiExitus
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Is the screaming necessary?
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its a breathing thing, yes
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True, the first thing I do when engaging in intense aerobics/anaerobics is scream and let as much air out of my lungs as possible. Controlled, regular breathing is for panzies.
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:laugh:

i was in karate for a few years, the screaming is more so to catch your oponent off guard and intimdate him

just like in some other martial arts the flurshing of the arms and crap is to confuse your oponent

if you scream loud noises at the right time you can make the other person flinch... that sort of thing
 
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suse920

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
I would destroy that kid. There is no way he would kick my 5' 11", 180lb ass. I don't think he could hit me hard enough with that stick to even make me flinch.

Then again.. he's quite a little performer.
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You 5'11 beast you....
ahahahaa
 
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mdchesne

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I hate those "karate" shows so much. They base it all on how loud you scream and how you can twirl a weapon. all show. japanese aikido would whip the sutffin out of any of those flashy show-goers. All show and no go, IMO. At least with japanese martial techniques, you're not trained to do fancy bullsh1t to awe your opponent. it's a quick jap to the neck using the Jo and BAM, that kid would be dead. no fancy twirling, no fancy nothing. just standing there one minute, then you're dead in 1/100 sec later. IMO, screw the fancy pants "karate" guys with their screaming and yelling and twirling. ha! not one minute fight for a decent japanese stylist.

// end of rant
 
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Ricemarine

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Originally posted by: mdchesne
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I hate those "karate" shows so much. They base it all on how loud you scream and how you can twirl a weapon. all show. japanese aikido would whip the sutffin out of any of those flashy show-goers. All show and no go, IMO. At least with japanese martial techniques, you're not trained to do fancy bullsh1t to awe your opponent. it's a quick jap to the neck using the Jo and BAM, that kid would be dead. no fancy twirling, no fancy nothing. just standing there one minute, then you're dead in 1/100 sec later. IMO, screw the fancy pants "karate" guys with their screaming and yelling and twirling. ha! not one minute fight for a decent japanese stylist.

// end of rant
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Let's take a muay thai kick boxer in the action :)

 
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mdchesne

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at least true fighters don't scream AGGGGGGGG! GAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAA! and then some fancy little twirl of their weapon...all shined up to "oooo' and "awwww".

I'd take a kickboxer anyday over some screaming panzy kid (or any other screaming "martial artist" for that matter). guess what 8-year-old kid...


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OH! ARE YOUR EARDRUMS BUSTED YET? CAUSE THATS ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT KARATE CAN HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH! //end rant *panting*
 
Ricemarine

Ricemarine

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Originally posted by: mdchesne
at least true fighters don't scream AGGGGGGGG! GAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAA! and then some fancy little twirl of their weapon...all shined up to "oooo' and "awwww".

I'd take a kickboxer anyday over some screaming panzy kid (or any other screaming "martial artist" for that matter). guess what 8-year-old kid...


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OH! ARE YOUR EARDRUMS BUSTED YET? CAUSE THATS ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT KARATE CAN HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH! //end rant *panting*
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You need to calm down.
All that matters right now


Is he's more famous than you :laugh:
 
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LuNoTiCK

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Originally posted by: mdchesne
//start of rant

I hate those "karate" shows so much. They base it all on how loud you scream and how you can twirl a weapon. all show. japanese aikido would whip the sutffin out of any of those flashy show-goers. All show and no go, IMO. At least with japanese martial techniques, you're not trained to do fancy bullsh1t to awe your opponent. it's a quick jap to the neck using the Jo and BAM, that kid would be dead. no fancy twirling, no fancy nothing. just standing there one minute, then you're dead in 1/100 sec later. IMO, screw the fancy pants "karate" guys with their screaming and yelling and twirling. ha! not one minute fight for a decent japanese stylist.

// end of rant
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So tell me what kind of "martial artist" can go around and kill people with some magical mystical moves. I haven't heard of any that can do that. Those that claim to are bs. From what I have seen aikido is also bs.
 
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mdchesne

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Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK


So tell me what kind of "martial artist" can go around and kill people with some magical mystical moves. I haven't heard of any that can do that. Those that claim to are bs. From what I have seen aikido is also bs.
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it's a simple strike to the neck.. doesn't take any special swinging or flashing or twirling. just holding your Jo, then strike the neck.. i dunno how slow you are but a jo strike is pretty darn fast, and certinaly doesn't take any "magic" (less rpg there buddy ;) )
 
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Crescent13

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Does he realize that he is wide open to attack when he is doing all those fancy twirls?

EDIT: and even though I could beat him with another one of those sticks, it would be even easier for me to beat him with a LN2MG428N (my own custom gun :D)

EDIT 2: to help you understand about that gun, i'll split it up for you

LN2 (aka liquid nitrogen) MG42 (gun from WW2) 8 (gauge) N (uclear explosive rounds). Put it together, and you have the worlds most powerful machine gun.
 
BrokenVisage

BrokenVisage

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No one called R yet? This crazy bo staff kid was posted before, not from filecabi.net though I don't think.
 
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blakeatwork

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Originally posted by: SampSon
I'll take "welcome to last year" for $800 Alex.
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Man, this video is from about 98 I would guess, as the sports ticker had the Cardinals signing Tony LaRussa for a 2 year extension through 2001.. :D

But close...
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Yet another punk kid that will grow up to disrespect his parents when he's 15 years old. He'll be dead or in jail by 18 years old.

While talented, what he needs now is not more souping up of his fertile young mind; he needs a BOOT UP HIS AZZ to tell him right from wrong.

Damn family van driving, karate kid class attending, soccer mom pimple on the ass of my world parents! :|
 
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