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[MrDudeMan]

shesh nevermind

 

[amnesiac]

What's so disturbing about it? The Onion has done far, far worse things.

 

[piku]

The Onion has sucked ever since they changed recently.

 

[MrDudeMan]

oh, well this is the first ive even heard of it...

this just astounded me

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
oh, well this is the first ive even heard of it...

this just astounded me

you realize all of the stories on there are parodies, right?

 

[loup garou]

Man, that was surprisingly unfunny for the Onion.

 

[CubicZirconia]

Originally posted by: werk
Man, that was surprisingly unfunny for the Onion.

This much is true.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
oh, well this is the first ive even heard of it...

this just astounded me

Just go to the home page and look at the articles. It's a parody paper and they regularly do stuff like this.
For a good laugh, go to the bookstore and look up one of the Onion collections.. they have such classics as "Holy Sh!t! Man walks on fscking moon!"
It's great

 

[yobarman]

this is not offensive at all, what the hell are you talking about?

 

[tweakmm]

Lol, if you think that is shocking, check out some other stuff on the onion.

 

[MrDudeMan]

ok you guys can calm down i have never heard of the onion.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
ok you guys can calm down i have never heard of the onion.

I don't know who needs to calm down, because it seems like no one is spazzing out.

but anyway, that is why i asked if you knew they were parodies. well, now you know.

 

[Jimmyjammer]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
this is terrible. i cant believe some of the dialogue in this.


viewer discretion is advised




btw: i dont have a problem with gay people, but this is kinda off-the-wall and the title is bad

Ha! That article is spot on! I love the onion, and the dialogue is perfect. I presume you didn't know it was a parody. The fact that it upset you shows they're probably on the right tack.

 

[Stark]

"For Debbie, Curtis is an ideal partner," Paschal said. "He provides friendship, emotional support, and a certain sense of exoticism via his homosexuality. And since she is long-accustomed to not having sex, she barely even misses that component in her quasi-romance. As for Curtis, he receives from Debbie social respectability, unconditional acceptance, and a major ego boost via her obvious but unspoken crush on him. Best of all, he doesn't have to feel the tiniest bit guilty or uncomfortable about her attraction to him because the relationship can never be consummated, thanks to his homosexuality. Curtis and Debbie enjoy a symbiotic relationship of the highest, most dysfunctional order."

That's actually very funny. I've known several of those "couples" over the years.

 

[Moonbeam]

Being from the Bay Area, the real one, yakko, I have to say that the sight of people holding dic.., I mean hands as they walk down the street really shocks me silly. Why I bet if you wired me up I could solve the energy crisis. And I must add also, that MrDudeMan does sound so masculine. I bet you have big muscles. Oh my. I just hope you're not in denial or anything.

Yup, us cowboys out here on the west coast has got so tired a kicking pansies to the curb that we jus tips our hats now an says, Morning Mam.