80+ proof liquor doesnt freeze in the freezer

JEDI

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vodka, jack daniels, patron, etc

and it does down smoother when ice cold
 

genietime

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Right, because it's not 100% water; it's EtOH and water. Since it's not pure water why would it freeze like 100% water (like salt water or other water/alcohol/glycol mixtures)?
I think 80 proof liquor (40%) freezes around ~-20F (that would be about, not exactly) way colder than a (normal) freezer.

If I recall correctly 50% EtOH and water freezes right around -40 F/C. The freezing temp of your liquor is going to depend on the H20 and EtOH ratio.

I take it you didn't go to university. Even if you didn't learn it in chemistry, surely you had mates who stored their liquor in the freezer?

It will freeze it just needs to be cold enough.
 

Scouzer

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Right, because it's not 100% water; it's EtOH and water. Since it's not pure water why would it freeze like 100% water (like salt water or other water/alcohol/glycol mixtures)?
I think 80 proof liquor (40%) freezes around ~-20F (that would be about, not exactly) way colder than a (normal) freezer.

If I recall correctly 50% EtOH and water freezes right around -40 F/C. The freezing temp of your liquor is going to depend on the H20 and EtOH ratio.

I take it you didn't go to university. Even if you didn't learn it in chemistry, surely you had mates who stored their liquor in the freezer?

It will freeze it just needs to be cold enough.

Sometimes when people are trying to sound smart, they still sound like total tards.
 

lxskllr

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Spirits shouldn't be drank cold; that's kid stuff. If you don't like it enough to drink warm, don't drink it.
 

coldmeat

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Spirits shouldn't be drank cold; that's kid stuff. If you don't like it enough to drink warm, don't drink it.

Next time you order food out, ask for it cold. If you don't like it enough to eat it cold, don't eat it.
 

Nebor

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Spirits shouldn't be drank cold; that's kid stuff. If you don't like it enough to drink warm, don't drink it.

Disagree with vodka. The others shouldn't be cold. Well, tequila for me, but that's only because I'm a little girl.
 

wuliheron

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Try placing it in a shallow pan, wait for the nonalcoholic parts to freeze and float to the top, skim off.
 

coldmeat

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There isn't anything I eat hot I wouldn't eat cold ;^)

But the question is which do you PREFER? Maybe if all you ATOT booze snobs would stop being elitist pricks, you'd see that not everybody likes the same things.

That's the single worst thing about this place, besides necktard. It doesn't matter what subject, there's bound to be an elitist hiding here somewhere, just waiting for an opportunity to look down on everyone else.
 

lxskllr

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But the question is which do you PREFER? Maybe if all you ATOT booze snobs would stop being elitist pricks, you'd see that not everybody likes the same things.

That's the single worst thing about this place, besides necktard. It doesn't matter what subject, there's bound to be an elitist hiding here somewhere, just waiting for an opportunity to look down on everyone else.

Dude, I'm giving instruction from years of experience. Cold spirits kill the tastebuds. That's a fuckin' fact you can take to the bank. The only reason to drink frozen spirits is so you can look cool in front of your mates, because you can't get it down the proper way.

Pro tip... If you don't like it, don't drink it. There's plenty of choices out there where anyone can find something they like.
 

coldmeat

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Dude, I'm giving instruction from years of experience. Cold spirits kill the tastebuds. That's a fuckin' fact you can take to the bank. The only reason to drink frozen spirits is so you can look cool in front of your mates, because you can't get it down the proper way.

Pro tip... If you don't like it, don't drink it. There's plenty of choices out there where anyone can find something they like.

thanks for proving my point
 

Nebor

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Dude, I'm giving instruction from years of experience. Cold spirits kill the tastebuds. That's a fuckin' fact you can take to the bank. The only reason to drink frozen spirits is so you can look cool in front of your mates, because you can't get it down the proper way.

Pro tip... If you don't like it, don't drink it. There's plenty of choices out there where anyone can find something they like.

He said "mate." I'm pretty sure we can disregard everything else he has to say.
 

Dumac

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Dude, I'm giving instruction from years of experience. Cold spirits kill the tastebuds. That's a fuckin' fact you can take to the bank. The only reason to drink frozen spirits is so you can look cool in front of your mates, because you can't get it down the proper way.

Pro tip... If you don't like it, don't drink it. There's plenty of choices out there where anyone can find something they like.

I don't like any warm beverages. Not water, not coffee, not even hot cocoa. I like all my drinks to be really cold.

So excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess if I drink my alcohol cold as well, mmkay?

EDIT: And no it isn't to impress my 'mates' as I do most my drinking alone/with the SO.
 

Onita

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Dude, I'm giving instruction from years of experience. Cold spirits kill the tastebuds. That's a fuckin' fact you can take to the bank. The only reason to drink frozen spirits is so you can look cool in front of your mates, because you can't get it down the proper way.

Pro tip... If you don't like it, don't drink it. There's plenty of choices out there where anyone can find something they like.

Pro tip... drink it how you like it, who cares what anyone else thinks.
 

child of wonder

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Chilling cheap shit is fine but don't do like my cousin and take a nice bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask and stick it in the freezer.
 

Paladin3

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Chilling cheap shit is fine but don't do like my cousin and take a nice bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask and stick it in the freezer.

Vodka, rum or anything I plan to mix with a cold beverage or enjoy on ice goes in the freezer. Whiskey, brandy, tequila and similar go above in the cupboard above the stove, where the evenings meal prep often warms them a bit. That makes them perfect for sipping straight after dinner.

So slap your cousin and take that Laphroaig out of the freezer. Then make him a Shirley Temple and tell him to go drink it quietly at the kiddie table.
 

sandorski

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Everyone thought that everyone already knew this. Apparently everyone was wrong.