Top Ten Signs You're an AnandTech Moderator
10. You wake up in the night screaming, "NO Coupon Codes you idiots!!"
9. When one of your friends calls and asks why he/she wasn't invited to your last dinner party, you promptly
reply "You were banned, maybe next time you'll read the forum rules"
8. You live in fear of being discovered by Anand members, forcing you to shop for grocerys at 4:00 A.M in a local
gas station.
7. You walk into a k-mart and say, "You call this a sale? This crap would sink to the bottom of the Hot Deals
column soo fast..."
6. Somebody bumps into you on the sidewalk and you start screaming "That's it pal!! That's one bump too
many! You're #%$%#$ outa here!"
5. When your kid asks you to read "The three Billy Goats", you read "Once there was a troll who lived under a
bridge. He promised to send out a PIII 1 GHZ Processor for $50, but never sent it out when the cash was
recieved. The three goats called him a $#%#$% troll, and posted about him on the anand forums, and nobody
ever did business with him again."
4. At dinner sombody asks you to pass the rice and start yelling "You callin me a ricer! I'm a ricer now huh? I
bet you call me a nef behind my back too! Is that what you think I am, a freakin nef!
3. Your wife/husband is going to the grocery store and asks if you have any coupons. You reply "Don't bother
stacking coupons, they're just gonna cancel your order anyway, and I don't wanna have to come down on your
a** for fraud."
2. A friend tells you about a good deal he recently learned about and you reply "Man that's OLD! Like 200 posts
old! Where have you been??"
1. You hire a junior member to do your work while you take a coffee break, then ban him to cover your tracks.