$75 to spend decorating new office - what do i buy?

[troytime]

as the title says, my company is moving and i have a $75 budget to decorate my new office.

Desks, chairs, bookshelves, paint, etc are already taken care of.

I was thinking about getting a mandolin from rondomusic (http://www.rondomusic.com/md30.html) and just hanging it (and learning to play at work)

other people are getting giant prints and crazy wall coverings though.

 

[Schfifty Five]

as the title says, my company is moving and i have a $75 budget to decorate my new office.

Desks, chairs, bookshelves, paint, etc are already taken care of.

I was thinking about getting a mandolin from rondomusic (http://www.rondomusic.com/md30.html) and just hanging it (and learning to play at work)

other people are getting giant prints and crazy wall coverings though.

LOL serious?

 

[Ns1]

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

 

[mmntech]

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

My Picard face palm poster hanging in our office has gotten me through some tough times. ^_^

Can't say I'd want a mandolin hanging on my wall but each to his own. Chip in your own cash and buy yourself a beer fridge. :awe:

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Definitely 75 dollars worth of demotivators don't bother buying just go to mobile and start pumping them out

 

[Krazy4Real]

Have everybody in the office pool together and have a big hookers and blow party on opening day of your new office space.

 

[Leros]

A couple of floor lamps. I hate fluorescent lighting.

 

[Scotteq]

A fleshlight?

 

[edro]

 

[darkxshade]

Can't pocket the cash?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wallpaper

 

[Scotteq]

I got it!!


You really need a Vibe Rider for your office chair!!

 

[troytime]

can't pocket the cash, which is why i was leaning towards the mandolin - since i'd get some personal gain 😀

i could get floor lamps without using my budget i'm sure - but i prefer very dim lighting (usually have my lights turned OFF)

i like the despair posters, but I'm trying to stay positive - not sure if the despair posters will help with that

 

[ussfletcher]

Comfy couch on craigslist.

/thread

 

[bobdole369]

They are "demotivational" posters. Not "despair".

I second an office couch.

 

[edro]

Comfy couch on craigslist.

/thread

bonus free bedbugs

 

[troytime]

i'm liking the couch idea. found one with 2 recliners for $50 - they'll even deliver

 

[sdifox]

curtains

 

[Humpy]

A lightly used handgun.

Or, a candy bowl and a case of Skittles.

 

[davmat787]

Personal coffee/tea press and supplies? Or maybe something nice and comfortable for your favorite guest to relax in like this:

 

[Rumpltzer]

Red Swinglines are like $9 or $12 at Costco.

Maybe a bulk pack of tiny disco balls after that?

 

[Drako]

this:

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDe...All&Nty=1&Ntt=glenmorangie&N=0&ProductID=3580

and these:

http://www.wineenthusiast.com/riedel-vinum-single-malt-scotch-glasses-(set-of-2).asp

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Find a starving artist and buy a 30X24 or larger original piece of art on canvas.

You will be the cool guy.

 

[MoMeanMugs]

Personal coffee/tea press and supplies? Or maybe something nice and comfortable for your favorite guest to relax in like this:

Is somebody supposed to give birth in that thing??

 

[sdifox]

Is somebody supposed to give birth in that thing??

It's a sex chair :awe:


and it is most definitely not 75 bux