Maleficus

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May 2, 2001
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he already posted this in another forum

this is all i have to say:

Dear:

[X] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You posted a repost
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxxors' and/or 'roxxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Use the damned search function
[X] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[X] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.
 

yakko

Lifer
Apr 18, 2000
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<< Remember children, when you contribute to piracy, YOU DOWNLOAD COMMUNISM. >>

I thought it was socialism.
 

N8Magic

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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<<

<< Remember children, when you contribute to piracy, YOU DOWNLOAD COMMUNISM. >>

I thought it was socialism.
>>



No no no, when you download warez, you support the Taliban! :Q