could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the powers (AT Mods)
Consultin' with Rog
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While the bannings were busy hatchin'
If I only were a Mod.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or been banned
With the vacations I'd be handing
You could join the nefs'a'banning,
If I only were a Mod.
I would not be just a Neffin'
My head all full of lesson's'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only were a Mod--Whoa!
- Roger