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70,000 condoms not enough
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mnewsham
Lifer
I think this was 70,000 for the US village alone.
_Rick_
Diamond Member
gigahertz20
Golden Member
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/...s-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine
If somebody had told me when I was younger this is what it would be like to be an Olympian, I would have worked a lot harder to try and get there
Also, with this being called the first Twitter Olympics, I expect the Olympic Village sex tapes to get leaked.
Anybody else notice that the Olympic condom image in the article has the black condom being the biggest and the yellow and red condoms the smallest....
If somebody had told me when I was younger this is what it would be like to be an Olympian, I would have worked a lot harder to try and get there
Anybody else notice that the Olympic condom image in the article has the black condom being the biggest and the yellow and red condoms the smallest....
The "condom shortage at the Olympics" story is a cut and paste fluff piece they recycle every four years. Common knowledge.
Sex for them is a fun distraction, but it pales in comparison to what they had to sacrifice to become an Olympian in the first place. Decades of training at the highest possible level.
For the rest of us, there are much easier ways to get laid that don't require decades of training.
Sex for them is a fun distraction, but it pales in comparison to what they had to sacrifice to become an Olympian in the first place. Decades of training at the highest possible level.
For the rest of us, there are much easier ways to get laid that don't require decades of training.
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arrfep
Platinum Member
This same story haslike come out literally every Olympicsin for the last 2072 years. Always either just before or just after the Games.
Also, why can't a world class athlete pony up $12 for a couple weeks' supply?
Edit: Just read jpeyton's post, guess I just said pretty much the same thing.
Imagine the months and months of rigorous training! The sexual decathlon! Synchronized sex events! The Swedes finally finding a sport they can dominate! The North Korean team.
Ewwww, that makes me want to go take a shower. No, wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😱
T_Yamamoto
Lifer
I'm too young to drink :c what about soda pong?
mnewsham
Lifer
No no, you see the Olympics is an international event, the international drinking age is nonexistent.
dust
Golden Member
z1ggy
Lifer
Yes but are you banging olympians?
BoomerD
No Lifer
There are already "sex rodeo" events...
That's where you mount your woman from behind, then tell her, "You know, your sister is a much better fuck than you are."
The objective is to stay "in the saddle" for at least 8 seconds.
:biggrin:
mnewsham
Lifer
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thraashman
Lifer
I'm trying to think of appropriate porn pun versions of Olympic sports.
The "cumshot put" is the first that I thought of.
shortylickens
No Lifer
zinfamous
No Lifer
dust
Golden Member
Freestyle only:sneaky:
destrekor
Lifer
Makes sense.
You get thousands of humans in their late teens and in their 20s, train them into peak shape, then let them loose.
Prior to competition, nobody is likely doing anything - you are physically at peak performance when hormones are raging like a firecracker ready to explode. Your competitions are done? Hello!
You get that number of them together, plus they are fit and attractive, and they are all giddy with success (even the "losers", since they got there, after all - plus, some crying on shoulders, copping a feel, etc 😛) and raging with "peak-adult" hormone levels... I imagine there are some nasty parties going on. Especially since there are many non-US, non-Prudes who are there, who know a thing or two about freaky fun (lights on, off, observers or alone... you know 😉).
And even outside of the Olympics, outside of Prude-central (even here, too, just not as discussed.. but many are too shy to bring it up to even get the fun going), this is simply quite common throughout history... you get a bunch of similarly-aged individuals, who are in good shape... fun things will happen. Hell, even bisexual experiments or full-blown same-sex action behind closed doors. Put them together, that close, for that long, and they look like they do - it's bound to happen. Maybe not 80-member orgies (but if you throw in some celebration drugs, perhaps), but it's been happening since the dawn of civilization...
You get thousands of humans in their late teens and in their 20s, train them into peak shape, then let them loose.
Prior to competition, nobody is likely doing anything - you are physically at peak performance when hormones are raging like a firecracker ready to explode. Your competitions are done? Hello!
You get that number of them together, plus they are fit and attractive, and they are all giddy with success (even the "losers", since they got there, after all - plus, some crying on shoulders, copping a feel, etc 😛) and raging with "peak-adult" hormone levels... I imagine there are some nasty parties going on. Especially since there are many non-US, non-Prudes who are there, who know a thing or two about freaky fun (lights on, off, observers or alone... you know 😉).
And even outside of the Olympics, outside of Prude-central (even here, too, just not as discussed.. but many are too shy to bring it up to even get the fun going), this is simply quite common throughout history... you get a bunch of similarly-aged individuals, who are in good shape... fun things will happen. Hell, even bisexual experiments or full-blown same-sex action behind closed doors. Put them together, that close, for that long, and they look like they do - it's bound to happen. Maybe not 80-member orgies (but if you throw in some celebration drugs, perhaps), but it's been happening since the dawn of civilization...
mnewsham
Lifer
An update, told girlfriend I heard something funny today, read this to her. I was told that if I ever attempt this I will be punched twice in the balls and get no blow jobs for a month.
Debating if it is worth it or not.
_Rick_
Diamond Member
Try to talk her down to one punch and three weeks.
Saw this a few days ago and thought it was an interesting read.
Haha this.
This.
Okay if you're posting and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" you should consider the probability you're an idiot.
This. Definitely this.
Get laid with Hope Solo?
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