7 Stupidly Overpowered "Hunting" Weapons

[RPD]

Article from Cracked, I found it very funny.

My favorites are #7, 4. Yes, those were prairie dogs, and yes, they were exploding into vapor.
With honorable mention "One, somebody got a great sound clip for his animated 80s mascot snuff film, and two, that fucking gun just destroyed 50 targets and the entire table they were mounted on. So what was it used for, repelling bear armies? Assassinating continents? Mugging the moon? Nope: Duck hunting"

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Anything that is above a spear.

Hunting should be done mano a animal. Bring back survival of the fittest.

 

[DesiPower]

BFG9000, now that's overpowered.

 

[joesmoke]

"repelling bear armies" is now a scenario i will be referencing in real life.

 

[Brigandier]

I want a punt gun. I'll use it to cut down trees.

 

[TheVrolok]

I love Cracked.

 

[Unheard]

You don't need a 'varmint grenade' to do that to a prairie dog. A .22 Magnum will work just fine. Incredibly biased and ignorant article. But, it's cracked, what can you expect.

 

[TheVrolok]

You don't need a 'varmint grenade' to do that to a prairie dog. A .22 Magnum will work just fine. Incredibly biased and ignorant article. But, it's cracked, what can you expect.

Cracked is a comedy site ... Not exactly supposed to be reporting unbiased factual news.

 

[spidey07]

That camo shield is damn cool. WANT.

 

[olds]

Support your right to arm bears!

 

[RPD]

Cracked is a comedy site ... Not exactly supposed to be reporting unbiased factual news.

Huh, I strictly go by Cracked and the Onion for all my news needs.

 

[Patterner]

Huh, I strictly go by Cracked and the Onion for all my news needs.

Don't forget The Daily Mail. :sneaky:

 

[TheNinja]

I'll have to read at home...blocked here unless someone can paste the article.

 

[silverpig]

But no matter what the horrible attitudes of those hunters imply, it really is a humane method: Instant decapitation is much faster and more painless than any gun-shot ... if you're an expert archer. And with your laser-sighted compound bow, camouflaged blind and night-vision goggles, you'd fucking well better be.

LOL

 

[Malak]

Incredibly biased and ignorant

Like most gun owners.

 

[Krazy4Real]

The shadow shield is cool.

 

[TechBoyJK]

BFG9000, now that's overpowered.

But it's not OVER 9000.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Like most gun owners.

Like most dickweeds that dont know anything about guns and spout off from their pie holes.

 

[BurnItDwn]

damn, they block cracked at work now ... grrr

 

[olds]

Like most dickweeds that dont know anything about guns and spout off from their pie holes.

That's a boy. Feed the troll. :thumbsup:

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Agree, the shadow shield is amazing, I would totally use that

 

[Demo24]

Support your right to arm bears!

:awe:

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

"repelling bear armies" is now a scenario i will be referencing in real life.

 

[somethingsketchy]

The Punt Gun was the best..."fleets of these...to shoot these...". Best quote of the article

 

[Matthiasa]

I want the punt gun.

Canons ftw.