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Wow. That's your ammo? You're 38 and been lifting since middle school I think you said, I started 1 year ago. Do I need 25 more years first?
 
Lamont Burns said:
Wow. That's your ammo? You're 38 and been lifting since middle school I think you said, I started 1 year ago. Do I need 25 more years first?
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I said I was sorry. I haven't been in a gym in about 4 years and still in an arm guard. Put up more weight than your posts...just thought you were a little guy. Being you outweight me by about 20% I feel better now.
 
trmiv said:
Video of the chick that recorded it all going into deny mode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsX5j-8T3Y&feature=player_embedded

The lies are strong in this one.
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If you watch this video, check out her eyes. She looks into the camera when she's telling the truth and speaking her mind. Once she starts making stuff up about not stealing the bag, she touches her face to cover up her lies and gets all shifty-eyed, looking away from the camera, off to her extreme right.

Either she's lying her ass off or she's doing a great textbook impression of someone lying their ass off.
 
I'm a super buffed, 328lb, 6'5 street fighter. I've been practicing street fighting and all types of combat martial arts for years. I'm also a 4 time champion of the illegal Thailand Kumite deathmatches, that's not regulated with gay MMA rules. I fight with no rules and with bare feet and knuckles. A civilian might call me a murderer but the underground fans call me a champion.

Since I've beaten almost everyone in the underground world of Martial Arts deathmatching, I'm on the internet picking some new challenges and e-fights. I'm here to fight anyone in irl after an e-challenge on the interwebs.


Post your stats and experience here and let me see if you guys are worthy in a e-fight and possible IRL fight with me.
 
I bet alkemyst has no rl friends. Who the fuck could put up with his constant bragging about made up shit? He's a "one-upper", ALWAYS has a better story than you, can run and jump farther than you, has more money than you, and is full of shit 100% of the time.

He's a slightly more articulate Zane Johnson, nothing more.

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invidia your post gave me a good chuckle :awe:
 
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invidia said:
I'm a super buffed, 328lb, 6'5 street fighter. I've been practicing street fighting and all types of combat martial arts for years. I'm also a 4 time champion of the illegal Thailand Kumite deathmatches, that's not regulated with gay MMA rules. I fight with no rules and with bare feet and knuckles. A civilian might call me a murderer but the underground fans call me a champion.

Since I've beaten almost everyone in the underground world of Martial Arts deathmatching, I'm on the internet picking some new challenges and e-fights. I'm here to fight anyone in irl after an e-challenge on the interwebs.


Post your stats and experience here and let me see if you guys are worthy in a e-fight and possible IRL fight with me.
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Newbian said:
I still don't get why they refer to that chick as " Amber Lamps " in this whole thing.
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Can you think of a better name for her? I guess we can identify her as Purple Tights Girl or Ipod Girl or any other name that aptly describes her appearance or...

We can take the next evolutionary leap and identify her by the epic phrase uttered by the Tyrone in his daze.

"Bring...bring Amber Lamps!"
 
nick1985 said:
I bet alkemyst has no rl friends. Who the fuck could put up with his constant bragging about made up shit? He's a "one-upper", ALWAYS has a better story than you, can run and jump farther than you, has more money than you, and is full of shit 100% of the time.

He's a slightly more articulate Zane Johnson, nothing more.

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invidia your post gave me a good chuckle :awe:
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yet I am constantly in your attention. You still haven't shown where I have lied here or have been full of shit.

Sorry I have lived and still am living. I am at least glad I can give you something to focus on all day.
 
I imagine epic beard man was probably one of the guys manning .50cals screaming "GET SOME!" while mowing down waves of VC and NVA during Vietnam. Probably keeps their ears in his fanny pack.
 
DayLaPaul said:
Can you think of a better name for her? I guess we can identify her as Purple Tights Girl or Ipod Girl or any other name that aptly describes her appearance or...

We can take the next evolutionary leap and identify her by the epic phrase uttered by the Tyrone in his daze.

"Bring...bring Amber Lamps!"
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I have no idea how people confused the cry for medical attention with the chick.
 
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