65-year-old Wal-Mart greeter fired for wearing a Sack! *PIC*

[Analog]

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A 65-year-old Wal-Mart greeter has been fired for greeting customers with a computer-generated photograph of himself wearing nothing but a Wal-Mart sack.

Dean Wooten was fired in September from his job as a greeter at the Muscatine Wal-Mart store where he had worked for seven years, state records show. He was accused of greeting customers with a picture of himself in which he appeared to be naked except for the carefully placed sack.

Wooten allegedly told customers that Wal-Mart was cutting back on expenses and that the sack represented the new employee uniform.

 

[Wanescotting]

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Mo0o]

Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

 

[Wanescotting]

Wal-Mart was cutting back on expenses

I guess wal-mart is rolling back prices and uniform budgets.🙂

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

And you should know! 😀

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

And you should know! 😀

Yup. Gurgle, gurgle. 😛 😛

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

Look like retires to me.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

Look like retires to me.

"retirees"

Nuthin personal. 😉

 

[So]

Man, I actually laughed out loud at that photo...so funny...

 

[StageLeft]

Dumb bastard.

 

[JohnPaul]

"A friend of mine got the photo of the body off the Internet, and he had a picture of me and he put my head on it. When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing."

It's not actually even him in the pic.

 

[PlasticJesus]

Looks like that guy has an attitude problem. Maybe he always has, and that's how it is that he's working as a greeter at Wal-Mart.

That's got to be the easiest money in the world. This may not seem so funny to this guy a few months down the road.

But then again I don't know him.

 

[murphy55d]

As someone who works for WM, this is hilarious. And it makes sense, too. Door greeters are weird people.

 

[Rogue]

This guy probably has killed more people in wars than the number of women that most of the people on this forum have ever had sex with, combined. I think he has the last laugh on you piss ants.

Oh yeah! He's gotten laid a hell of a lot more than you too. War poontang I bet.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Rogue
This guy probably has killed more people in wars than the number of women that most of the people on this forum have ever had sex with, combined. I think he has the last laugh on you piss ants.

Oh yeah! He's gotten laid a hell of a lot more than you too. War poontang I bet.

This clown hasn't gotten SH*T! NOTHING!!

He probably still lives with his momma in some trailer park. :|

 

[moshquerade]

yep, fire his a$$. that pic will generate nightmares

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Rogue
This guy probably has killed more people in wars than the number of women that most of the people on this forum have ever had sex with, combined. I think he has the last laugh on you piss ants.

Oh yeah! He's gotten laid a hell of a lot more than you too. War poontang I bet.

This clown hasn't gotten SH*T! NOTHING!!

He probably still lives with his momma in some trailer park. :|

wow.

 

[tec699]

Rogue was putting down us- the forum members! I wanted to point out that this person probably hasn't had the women that you think he might have had and probably lives a very uneventful life.

Unlike us. 😀

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: tec699
Rogue was putting down us- the forum members! I wanted to point out that this person probably hasn't had the women that you think he might have had and probably lives a very uneventful life.

Unlike us. 😀

I too thought you took my snide remark a little too personal. 😉

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wal-mart greeter... I wonder how many Ph.D.s you need for that

Actually, Wal-Mart places their most least-capable employee in that position. If the person had any talent or skills what-so-ever, they would be working in another area of the store.

That may be true to a point, but not totally. Seniors specifically apply for the job because it gives them extra income and it's an easy, non-demanding job.

 

[Analog]

he looks like Walter Cronkite

 

[kogase]

Maybe he did it to point out the miserable wages, poor benefits (are there any?), and dismal employer/employee relationship? I mean, this is Wal-Mart we're talking about, how come no one considered this?

 

[Nitemare]

I really did not need to see that picture

Warning tag for those that have heart conditions?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Rogue
This guy probably has killed more people in wars than the number of women that most of the people on this forum have ever had sex with, combined. I think he has the last laugh on you piss ants.

Oh yeah! He's gotten laid a hell of a lot more than you too. War poontang I bet.

This clown hasn't gotten SH*T! NOTHING!!

He probably still lives with his momma in some trailer park. :|

Sweet. You're 35, live with your mom, and just graduated from college iirc. What a douche...