50 ways to leave your lover ?

[polm]

Anyone care to share some of the methods you may have employed in order to remove yourself from a relationship ?

Preferably I would like to know about tactics used to make the other person in the relationship want to leave you.

You know....make them actually do the dirty work of breaking it off, so that you could maintain some false sence of non-guilt.

 

[Kenazo]

tell them you're gay. (or straight, if the situation should call for that)

 

[ElFenix]

going on a mission to africa

 

[Nanotech]

Get wasted and wet the bed!

 

[Geekbabe]

whine a lot about going to Israel.A million or so "should I stay or should I go?" mantras should do the trick🙂

 

[Kenazo]

I still like the classic "It's not me, it's you.... umm..."

 

[Nitemare]

Bang their mom, sister or best friend

 

[spidey07]

get out.

I want you out by friday.

 

[polm]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
whine a lot about going to Israel.A million or so "should I stay or should I go?" mantras should do the trick🙂

i really hate you 😉

 

[dquan97]

Buying 50 LCD monitors at a time... 😉

 

[glen]

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

 

[polm]

Originally posted by: glen
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

I was suprised this one took so long

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: polm

Originally posted by: glen
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

I was suprised this one took so long

?? :Q

 

[polm]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: polm

Originally posted by: glen
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

I was suprised this one took so long

?? :Q

and who the heck is Lee ?

 

[TMPadmin]

Take her out to dinner and after she says thank you honny, I love you so much. Reply with "you are ruining my life! GET OUT!" Then smile. 🙂

When she doesn't get up say; "go, get out of here right now! - More wine!"

I was dumped like that once.

 

[polm]

I was dumped like that once.

ouch

 

[Maverick]

take a job somewhere else?

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Take her out to dinner and after she says thank you honny, I love you so much. Reply with "you are ruining my life! GET OUT!" Then smile. 🙂

When she doesn't get up say; "go, get out of here right now! - More wine!"

I was dumped like that once.

I understand and salute them!!!

 

[cronos]

tell her you haven't been truthful and cheated her a few times

 

[Kenazo]

suggest anal.

 

[conjur]

St@......oh.....nevermind.





😛

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Take her out to dinner and after she says thank you honny, I love you so much. Reply with "you are ruining my life! GET OUT!" Then smile. 🙂

When she doesn't get up say; "go, get out of here right now! - More wine!"

I was dumped like that once.

Who picked up the check?

 

[TMPadmin]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Take her out to dinner and after she says thank you honny, I love you so much. Reply with "you are ruining my life! GET OUT!" Then smile. 🙂

When she doesn't get up say; "go, get out of here right now! - More wine!"

I was dumped like that once.

Who picked up the check?

Whom ever is left at the table. Usually the one doing the dumping - you gotta give 'em that much. Can't be mean you know.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Bang their mom, sister or best friend

You had me with you until you used the word "or". Next time, try "and".

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Bang their mom, sister or best friend

You had me with you until you used the word "or". Next time, try "and".

what if the best friend is a dude? 😱