Sealy
Platinum Member
50 things women can't do
01. know anything about a car except its colour -------------The new cars this is true, but the muscle car classics I'm good with.
02. understand a film plot -----------------------------------------I have to explain it usually to my fiance
03. go 24 hours without sending a text message-------------I can, but I don't like to!
04. lift ------------------------------------------------------------------I work out...so I can lift
05. throw---------------------------------------------------------------I can just not far or gracefully😉
06. run------------------------------------------------------------------Yes I can
07. park-----------------------------------------------------------------I do a very good job just have to back out and go forward a few times, but in the end it's a good job!
08. fart ------------------------------------------------------------------Only by myself
09. read a map --------------------------------------------------------Again I have to explain maps to my fiance
10. rob a bank----------------------------------------------------------I don't want to go to jail...the uniforms are ugly!
11. resist Ikea----------------------------------------------------------You know that's the God's truth!
12. sit still----------------------------------------------------------------Kinda hard to do with a 1yr. old
13. tell a joke------------------------------------------------------------Totally guilty of that!
14. play pool-------------------------------------------------------------Nope, can't...but I look cute trying😉
15. pay for dinner-------------------------------------------------------I offer all the time!
16. eat a kebab whilst walking---------------------------------------Never tried??
17. pee out of a train window----------------------------------------I suppose I could, but it'd be messy
18. argue without shouting-------------------------------------------I'm the calm one
19. get told off without crying----------------------------------------Guilty, I am a crier🙁
20. understand fruit machines----------------------------------------????????
21. walk past a shoe shop---------------------------------------------Guilty, I don't buy, but ya gotta look!
22. make a decent bacon sandwich-----------------------------------Bacon??They still make bacon???
23. not comment on a strangers clothes-----------------------------I can just so long as she/he does'nt look completely ridiculous!
24. use small amounts of toilet paper--------------------------------why when you don't have too?
25. let you sleep with a hangover-------------------------------------Again kinda hard with a 1yr. old
26. drink a pint gracefully-----------------------------------------------In mexico I knocked a whole bottle of Corona back in one go!! And I did'nt spill!
27. get a round in---------------------------------------------------------Get a round in what? Golf?
28. throw a punch---------------------------------------------------------I would'nt want to bruise my knuckles...but I took kick boxing and I loved it!
29. do magic ---------------------------------------------------------------I'm pretty good at making my fiance's you know what stand up without even touching it😉
30. like your friends-------------------------------------------------------I like all his friends and their wives/girfriends!
31. enjoy p*rn ------------------------------------------------------------just downloaded some for us to watch the other day!
32. eat a really hot curry------------------------------------------------love spicy!
33. get to the point-------------------------------------------------------nope!
34. buy plain envelopes--------------------------------------------------who mails anything anyway?? Duh...use e-mail!
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet---------------------------I totally can...talk to my fiance about the 20 minutes he takes!
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" -------Always cold!
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 friends---------------------I love shopping on my own
38. avoid credit card debt-------------------------------------------------have some debt....but it'll get paid off soon
39. dive into a pool---------------------------------------------------------why?
40. assemble furniture-----------------------------------------------------assembled the cd racks which I bought from IKEA!
41. roll a booger between finger and thumb---------------------------not even going to comment
42. set a video recorder----------------------------------------------------again, had to show fiance
43. not try and change you------------------------------------------------it's not changing...it's adjusting!🙂
44. watch a war film--------------------------------------------------------I'll watch it, I won't like it, but I'll watch it.
45. understand why flirting results in violence------------------------Fiance not violent...and I'm don't cross any lines
46. spend a day by themselves------------------------------------------I do it all the time!
47. go to the toilet by themselves---------------------------------------If guys knew what we did in there....they'd understand😉
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket --------------------------------only have a wallet
49. choose a video quickly-------------------------------------------------I let my fiance pick
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above--busted😛
01. know anything about a car except its colour -------------The new cars this is true, but the muscle car classics I'm good with.
02. understand a film plot -----------------------------------------I have to explain it usually to my fiance
03. go 24 hours without sending a text message-------------I can, but I don't like to!
04. lift ------------------------------------------------------------------I work out...so I can lift
05. throw---------------------------------------------------------------I can just not far or gracefully😉
06. run------------------------------------------------------------------Yes I can
07. park-----------------------------------------------------------------I do a very good job just have to back out and go forward a few times, but in the end it's a good job!
08. fart ------------------------------------------------------------------Only by myself
09. read a map --------------------------------------------------------Again I have to explain maps to my fiance
10. rob a bank----------------------------------------------------------I don't want to go to jail...the uniforms are ugly!
11. resist Ikea----------------------------------------------------------You know that's the God's truth!
12. sit still----------------------------------------------------------------Kinda hard to do with a 1yr. old
13. tell a joke------------------------------------------------------------Totally guilty of that!
14. play pool-------------------------------------------------------------Nope, can't...but I look cute trying😉
15. pay for dinner-------------------------------------------------------I offer all the time!
16. eat a kebab whilst walking---------------------------------------Never tried??
17. pee out of a train window----------------------------------------I suppose I could, but it'd be messy
18. argue without shouting-------------------------------------------I'm the calm one
19. get told off without crying----------------------------------------Guilty, I am a crier🙁
20. understand fruit machines----------------------------------------????????
21. walk past a shoe shop---------------------------------------------Guilty, I don't buy, but ya gotta look!
22. make a decent bacon sandwich-----------------------------------Bacon??They still make bacon???
23. not comment on a strangers clothes-----------------------------I can just so long as she/he does'nt look completely ridiculous!
24. use small amounts of toilet paper--------------------------------why when you don't have too?
25. let you sleep with a hangover-------------------------------------Again kinda hard with a 1yr. old
26. drink a pint gracefully-----------------------------------------------In mexico I knocked a whole bottle of Corona back in one go!! And I did'nt spill!
27. get a round in---------------------------------------------------------Get a round in what? Golf?
28. throw a punch---------------------------------------------------------I would'nt want to bruise my knuckles...but I took kick boxing and I loved it!
29. do magic ---------------------------------------------------------------I'm pretty good at making my fiance's you know what stand up without even touching it😉
30. like your friends-------------------------------------------------------I like all his friends and their wives/girfriends!
31. enjoy p*rn ------------------------------------------------------------just downloaded some for us to watch the other day!
32. eat a really hot curry------------------------------------------------love spicy!
33. get to the point-------------------------------------------------------nope!
34. buy plain envelopes--------------------------------------------------who mails anything anyway?? Duh...use e-mail!
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet---------------------------I totally can...talk to my fiance about the 20 minutes he takes!
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" -------Always cold!
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 friends---------------------I love shopping on my own
38. avoid credit card debt-------------------------------------------------have some debt....but it'll get paid off soon
39. dive into a pool---------------------------------------------------------why?
40. assemble furniture-----------------------------------------------------assembled the cd racks which I bought from IKEA!
41. roll a booger between finger and thumb---------------------------not even going to comment
42. set a video recorder----------------------------------------------------again, had to show fiance
43. not try and change you------------------------------------------------it's not changing...it's adjusting!🙂
44. watch a war film--------------------------------------------------------I'll watch it, I won't like it, but I'll watch it.
45. understand why flirting results in violence------------------------Fiance not violent...and I'm don't cross any lines
46. spend a day by themselves------------------------------------------I do it all the time!
47. go to the toilet by themselves---------------------------------------If guys knew what we did in there....they'd understand😉
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket --------------------------------only have a wallet
49. choose a video quickly-------------------------------------------------I let my fiance pick
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above--busted😛
