425-million-year-old fossil penis discovered!

[Analog]

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[SagaLore]

Researchers are puzzled as to why the ancient creature appears so similar to its modern relatives. Their research is to be found in the journal Science.

Gee I wonder. 😛

 

[Ogg]

"We have got something we could only dream about."
said the scientist when visualizing the ostracode's penis :Q

 

[Confused]

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....😀

 

[Avatar26]

Hard for 425 Million Years! And people were impressed when Viagra gave them a couple of hours....

 

[Red]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....😀

Yeah, don't high school male swimmers provide the highest percentage of homosexuals later in life?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....😀

LMFAO!! 😀😀

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Redhotjrm

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....😀

Yeah, don't high school male swimmers provide the highest percentage of homosexuals later in life?

Ouch........

Yeah, maybe.....

quit making fun of me😛😛

 

[maziwanka]

this is too good...

 

[SP33Demon]

Now when your g/f acts prude, u can tell her: "We've been doing this for 425 million years, trust me it won't hurt a bit." 😉

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have! 😉


Confused

You just had to set your MSN Messenger name to that didnt you?

Now everytime i look on my send an instant message window im going to have haunting thoughts of a 425 million year old penis :Q

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer: What a name to have! 😉 Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....😀

I hope for your sake that your's is longer than the ostracodes.... 😉