425-million-year-old fossil penis discovered!

[Analog]

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[SagaLore]

Researchers are puzzled as to why the ancient creature appears so similar to its modern relatives. Their research is to be found in the journal Science.

Gee I wonder.

 

[Ogg]

"We have got something we could only dream about."
said the scientist when visualizing the ostracode's penis :Q

 

[Confused]

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....

 

[Avatar26]

Hard for 425 Million Years! And people were impressed when Viagra gave them a couple of hours....

 

[Red]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....

Yeah, don't high school male swimmers provide the highest percentage of homosexuals later in life?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....

LMFAO!!

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Redhotjrm

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....

Yeah, don't high school male swimmers provide the highest percentage of homosexuals later in life?

Ouch........

Yeah, maybe.....

quit making fun of me

 

[maziwanka]

this is too good...

 

[SP33Demon]

Now when your g/f acts prude, u can tell her: "We've been doing this for 425 million years, trust me it won't hurt a bit."

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer:

What a name to have!


Confused

You just had to set your MSN Messenger name to that didnt you?

Now everytime i look on my send an instant message window im going to have haunting thoughts of a 425 million year old penis :Q

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Confused

They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

:beer: What a name to have! Confused

Yeah I dont want to brag but that was my nickname in the high school swim team....

I hope for your sake that your's is longer than the ostracodes....