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[Eug]

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:| Take a pill people. :| You'll live longer if you don't take things so seriously.

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Oops. I guess it was posted before (see below). Guess I don't hang around the Shrub/Bore threads quite enough. However, I am still looking for Gore and Chretien stuff. Anyone have some? If so please post.

I somehow figured Russ would be the first to cut me down if it was a repeat (or even if was not).

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Heheh. I would appreciate some Gore and Chretien stuff too, but I haven't seen any yet.

Dunno if all these quotes are verified, but they are amusing nonetheless. (A few sound suspiciously like Quaylisms though.)

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&quot;If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.&quot;
George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

&quot;The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

&quot;I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

&quot;One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

&quot;Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

&quot;I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;The future will be better tomorrow.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

&quot;People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

&quot;We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;Public speaking is very easy.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

&quot;I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct &amp; simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame...&quot;
George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

&quot;We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

&quot;For NASA, space is still a high priority.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. 9/5/93

&quot;Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

&quot;The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

&quot;[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.&quot;
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

 

[Russ]

This was mildly amusing the first dozen times it was posted.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Valhalla1]

this is bush country, son

 

[konichiwa]

LOL...Russ takes personal offense to that. Russ must be a &quot;compassionate conservative&quot; just like little Georgie, hmm? &quot;Compassionate Conservative&quot; ... I put that right up there with &quot;Jumbo Shrimp&quot; and &quot;Military Intelligence&quot;

 

[Feisters]

Where in Russ's post did he convey being offended? It sounded more like he was just mildly annoyed. And where does the 'compassionate conservative' even come in? Do you even know what compassionate conservative stands for? If not, here's one very brief facet.

A compassionate conservative is someone who isn't going to just keep propping you up when your down. To 'enable' you. A compassionate conservative is going to help you attain education and training to help you get back on your feet, and not to be dependent on the government. A compassionate conservative wants people to truly be independent and self-sufficient. Will it require hard work? You bet.

Conservatives too often get a bad rap of not caring. That's just not true.

 

[konichiwa]

Thanks for that inspirational sermon, Fiesters.

 

[Feisters]

And what is your definition of 'compassionate conservative'?

 

[Feisters]

No, that is not an oxymoron. If you read the previous post, you'll see what it means. You're placing too much emphasis on 'conservative'. And do you know what 'compassion' means? It's not 'enabling'. It's understanding. It's allowing one an option. It's not welfare.

 

[Feisters]

You're kidding, right? Well let me tell you something; I wouldn't be in this country if it weren't for the Nazi brown shirts! Yeah, that's right. Don't give me your elitist attitude. I'll run circles around you as far as history is concerned. What is going on in the Democratic Party is very similar to what happened in Germany in 1933. The people buy it, and bang! No more rights. You have a lot to learn whipper-snapper.

 

[Corn]

Yes he does Feisters, yes he does.

 

[Eug]

<< What is going on in the Democratic Party is very similar to what happened in Germany in 1933. >>

Huh?

<< The Petty Party of the Myopians can label themselves what ever they want to but in the end, it's just putting perfume on a Pig! >>

:Q

Anyways, everyone, this was supposed to be a lighthearted thread. :| Where are the jokes?

 

[Shuxclams]

[/b]Joy! Weeeeeee! Woohoo! its over.................{/b]

Don't blame me I didn't vote for either idiot.




SHUX

 

[Shuxclams]

Whoa, I didn't even read felchers post till afterwards, dude your a fvcking nut job, your a paraniod freak, that has to be the craziest thing I have heard in awhile. Not even Mike Regan could make that sound for real.



SHUX

 

[JenniZ]

All these election has become is display of sore losers, and nobodies even &quot;officaly&quot; lost yet, but both are acting like losers. Maybe because they are losers.

As Jim Carrey would say (and I think he's pretty dumb, but Im going to quote him anyhow) &quot;Luuuuhuuuzuherrrrrrrr&quot;

 

[JenniZ]

You know, the two &quot;major parties&quot; couldnt have picked anyone worse if they had ran Tom Green. I hate that punk, but lets face it, bush and gore are just as bad. Tom Green would actually make for an intresting president. He could rub his ass on some prime minister or soemthing. I mean americans actually find this crap funny. Not even canadians like Tom Green. We need someone who accuratly represents the &quot;American People&quot;. Tom Green is that man.

TOM GREEN FOR PRESIDENT

.......
Actually the person I really want for president is Red Dawn!

 

[Donuts]

Red Dawn, you seem to be such a compasionate liberal. With every word you say proves were on the right side.

 

[Donuts]

Red Dawn, don't take me to serious. I was just trying to get a rise out of you! by the way what is that a Mud Hen I've never seen a black colored Duck before.... HA





And this one time at Band Camp!

 

[Shuxclams]

Actually Red you may be pissing off the retards in the trailer homes and the &quot;talk radio&quot; crowd, but so far you and I have been on the same team, well mostly..... Must be the pacific air and natual california beauty. OH and LOL@ the internet comment.


SHUX

 

[MrPALCO]

<< Bush will win. Get over it. >>



I do not believe that hard core , corrupted Democrats will, &quot;get over it&quot;.

Not a problem, they will have to accept a Republican Government, like it or not...

The people that will benefit most from Republican government,(and the ones to whom we reach out a hand of friendship) are the innocent, who have been enslaved for years, by a vociferous, highly corrupt, Democratic propaganda machine.

 

[TheDennis]

I don't really think there is any since in name calling here. Just because of the party I choose to vote for or where I live doesn't make me a bad person. You people need to quit discriminating against everybody who doesn't believe the way you do, and just accept their point of view. You can catch more flies with butter than vinegar.

 

[Harvey]

Eug -- Thanks for updating my list of Bush-lites. I'd seen some of them before. If he ends up being prez, by the time he's through, he'll be in line for the Qayle Trophy.

Hey, there is some good news. This election should be a monumental employment project for comedians.

Red -- You may not always be eloquent, but you're going to have to work harder than that to piss me off, especially when you're right about so much of it.

Oops. Running out of smileys. Time to wait for another post.